Who would be dumb enough to stick their toe in the faucet?

(Your Name Here) is being poked like no tomorrow

There’s a fine line between footy shorts and anal floss

Time flies when your foaming at the mouth
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(Your Name Here) is seriously considering killing that squirrel kid right now..
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I’m a turtle and I cant feel my legs
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“I’ve never really wanted to go to Japan, simply because I don’t really like eating fish, and I know that’s very popular out there in Africa” -Britney Spears
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(Your Name Here) is sorry to all the people I have said shit about. That includes you !
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WTF WAS THAT!! Did you just FART with your face?!?!?!
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Fat people are sexier
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Thing is: The More YOU know, The Less I Know, The Less I Like, The More You Know…
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bahhhhhgayensuenwkaiygbnewiuygbnnfduejnydhmeidhdgeyendutanxyejuedheuenhdjdnehr!!!
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So is your face…
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(Your Name Here) is restringing his air guitar
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(Your Name Here) feels like feeding panadol to seagulls
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Man facebook sucks at this time if morning!! Maybe i should just go sleep in my barn on top of the hay stack with the mice..
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To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore to love is to suffer, not to love is to suffer. To suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy then is to suffer. But suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be unhappy one must love, or love to suffer, or suffer from too much happiness. I hope you’re getting this down. – Love and Death
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Can i kick you please?
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welll russian prime minister vladimir putin, who’s half naked behind me on a horse…
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You want it I got it you love it I hate it suck balls!!!
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Today’s show is brought to you by the letters W, T, F???
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Dandy + skunk = DISASTER
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A blue lighthouse mountain just landed in my washing basket
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rough lasagna
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I’m the boss and I’m going to disqualify you for setting a challenge you know I wouldn’t be able to do.. take that!
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My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems
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— IMPLOSION IMMINENT —
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You think you got what i see? I love that nonsense dribble falling from your face!
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Goodness me, it’s SPC
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There is so many vegetables and fruit walking around
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