The great question which I have not been able to answer, despite my thirty years of research into the feminine soul, is What does a woman want?

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby.
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The thing women have yet to learn is that most men don’t give a shit.
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Going to bed with my wife. And by “go to bed,” I mean “read a bit, have her tell me to get my hand off her ass, then fall asleep.”
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