Cool Facebook Statuses Cool MySpace Statuses » take that http://coolstatuses.com Cool Statuses for social networks Mon, 26 Jul 2010 23:04:18 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 Men are like dogs, train ‘em right and … http://coolstatuses.com/732/men-are-like-dogs-train-em-right-and http://coolstatuses.com/732/men-are-like-dogs-train-em-right-and#comments Fri, 04 Jun 2010 04:44:49 +0000 Cool http://coolstatuses.com/732/men-are-like-dogs-train-em-right-and

Men are like dogs, train ‘em right and they’ll do whatever you tell ‘em

]]> http://coolstatuses.com/732/men-are-like-dogs-train-em-right-and/feed 0 It’s better to have loved and lost…….. http://coolstatuses.com/731/its-better-to-have-loved-and-lost http://coolstatuses.com/731/its-better-to-have-loved-and-lost#comments Mon, 31 May 2010 04:04:28 +0000 Cool http://coolstatuses.com/731/its-better-to-have-loved-and-lost

It’s better to have loved and lost…..than to have stayed with an idiot

]]> http://coolstatuses.com/731/its-better-to-have-loved-and-lost/feed 0 (Your name here) can report after decade… http://coolstatuses.com/715/your-name-here-can-report-after-decade http://coolstatuses.com/715/your-name-here-can-report-after-decade#comments Tue, 25 May 2010 14:30:35 +0000 Cool http://coolstatuses.com/715/your-name-here-can-report-after-decade

(Your name here) can report after decades of lying his pants are not on fire

]]> http://coolstatuses.com/715/your-name-here-can-report-after-decade/feed 0 I don’t have an attitude problem, I jus… http://coolstatuses.com/714/i-dont-have-an-attitude-problem-i-jus http://coolstatuses.com/714/i-dont-have-an-attitude-problem-i-jus#comments Tue, 25 May 2010 14:28:21 +0000 Cool http://coolstatuses.com/714/i-dont-have-an-attitude-problem-i-jus

I don’t have an attitude problem, I just don’t give a shit!

]]> http://coolstatuses.com/714/i-dont-have-an-attitude-problem-i-jus/feed 0 ‘you’re cute when you’re mad’ ‘well, I’m… http://coolstatuses.com/695/youre-cute-when-youre-mad-well-im-about-to-get-adorable http://coolstatuses.com/695/youre-cute-when-youre-mad-well-im-about-to-get-adorable#comments Tue, 25 May 2010 14:01:28 +0000 Cool http://coolstatuses.com/?p=695

‘you’re cute when you’re mad’ ‘well, I’m about to get adorable’

]]> http://coolstatuses.com/695/youre-cute-when-youre-mad-well-im-about-to-get-adorable/feed 0 For all those men who say “why marry th… http://coolstatuses.com/673/for-all-those-men-who-say-why-marry-th http://coolstatuses.com/673/for-all-those-men-who-say-why-marry-th#comments Sat, 22 May 2010 09:58:12 +0000 Cool http://coolstatuses.com/673/for-all-those-men-who-say-why-marry-th

For all those men who say “why marry the cow when you can get the milk for free?” Here is an update for you! Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig for a little sausage!!!!

]]> http://coolstatuses.com/673/for-all-those-men-who-say-why-marry-th/feed 0 (Your Name Here) is not responsible for … http://coolstatuses.com/671/your-name-here-is-not-responsible-for http://coolstatuses.com/671/your-name-here-is-not-responsible-for#comments Sat, 22 May 2010 03:34:16 +0000 Cool http://coolstatuses.com/671/your-name-here-is-not-responsible-for

(Your Name Here) is not responsible for her attitude tonite… please ring 1800-likeigiveashit… and leave a message for someone who cares…

]]> http://coolstatuses.com/671/your-name-here-is-not-responsible-for/feed 0 (Your Name Here) is changing his name to… http://coolstatuses.com/657/your-name-here-is-changing-his-name-to http://coolstatuses.com/657/your-name-here-is-changing-his-name-to#comments Thu, 24 Sep 2009 00:54:07 +0000 Cool http://coolstatuses.com/657/your-name-here-is-changing-his-name-to

(Your Name Here) is changing his name to ‘Hugh Geego’

]]> http://coolstatuses.com/657/your-name-here-is-changing-his-name-to/feed 0 fuck love http://coolstatuses.com/656/fuck-love http://coolstatuses.com/656/fuck-love#comments Thu, 24 Sep 2009 00:43:03 +0000 Cool http://coolstatuses.com/656/fuck-love

fuck love

]]> http://coolstatuses.com/656/fuck-love/feed 0 I will never be a liar but you will alwa… http://coolstatuses.com/615/i-will-never-be-a-liar-but-you-will-alwa http://coolstatuses.com/615/i-will-never-be-a-liar-but-you-will-alwa#comments Wed, 02 Sep 2009 21:56:33 +0000 Cool http://coolstatuses.com/615/i-will-never-be-a-liar-but-you-will-alwa

I will never be a liar but you will always be 2 faced!
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]]> http://coolstatuses.com/615/i-will-never-be-a-liar-but-you-will-alwa/feed 0 (Your Name Here) is seriously consideri… http://coolstatuses.com/613/your-name-here-is-seriously-consideri http://coolstatuses.com/613/your-name-here-is-seriously-consideri#comments Wed, 02 Sep 2009 21:52:02 +0000 Cool http://coolstatuses.com/613/your-name-here-is-seriously-consideri

(Your Name Here) is seriously considering killing that squirrel kid right now..
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]]> http://coolstatuses.com/613/your-name-here-is-seriously-consideri/feed 0 Fat people are sexier [ratings] http://coolstatuses.com/588/fat-people-are-sexier-ratings http://coolstatuses.com/588/fat-people-are-sexier-ratings#comments Tue, 25 Aug 2009 09:43:46 +0000 Cool http://coolstatuses.com/588/fat-people-are-sexier-ratings

Fat people are sexier
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]]> http://coolstatuses.com/588/fat-people-are-sexier-ratings/feed 0 I’m typing this for no reason and you g… http://coolstatuses.com/579/im-typing-this-for-no-reason-and-you-g http://coolstatuses.com/579/im-typing-this-for-no-reason-and-you-g#comments Tue, 25 Aug 2009 00:23:10 +0000 Cool http://coolstatuses.com/579/im-typing-this-for-no-reason-and-you-g

I’m typing this for no reason and you guys are reading it so you guys just wasted like 30 seconds of your life for reading this random thing for no reason.
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]]> http://coolstatuses.com/579/im-typing-this-for-no-reason-and-you-g/feed 0 The thing women have yet to learn is tha… http://coolstatuses.com/558/the-thing-women-have-yet-to-learn-is-tha http://coolstatuses.com/558/the-thing-women-have-yet-to-learn-is-tha#comments Thu, 20 Aug 2009 22:35:02 +0000 Cool http://coolstatuses.com/558/the-thing-women-have-yet-to-learn-is-tha

The thing women have yet to learn is that most men don’t give a shit.
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]]> http://coolstatuses.com/558/the-thing-women-have-yet-to-learn-is-tha/feed 0 (Your Name Here) wishes there was no law… http://coolstatuses.com/556/your-name-here-wishes-there-was-no-law http://coolstatuses.com/556/your-name-here-wishes-there-was-no-law#comments Thu, 20 Aug 2009 22:31:31 +0000 Cool http://coolstatuses.com/556/your-name-here-wishes-there-was-no-law

(Your Name Here) wishes there was no law so i could kill someone
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]]> http://coolstatuses.com/556/your-name-here-wishes-there-was-no-law/feed 0 (Your Name Here) is fat. You’re ugly. A… http://coolstatuses.com/531/your-name-here-is-fat-youre-ugly-a http://coolstatuses.com/531/your-name-here-is-fat-youre-ugly-a#comments Tue, 18 Aug 2009 02:17:51 +0000 Cool http://coolstatuses.com/531/your-name-here-is-fat-youre-ugly-a

(Your Name Here) is fat. You’re ugly. At least I can lose weight.
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]]> http://coolstatuses.com/531/your-name-here-is-fat-youre-ugly-a/feed 0 Can i kick you please? [ratings] http://coolstatuses.com/455/can-i-kick-you-please-ratings http://coolstatuses.com/455/can-i-kick-you-please-ratings#comments Thu, 06 Aug 2009 23:29:37 +0000 Cool http://coolstatuses.com/455/can-i-kick-you-please-ratings

Can i kick you please?
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]]> http://coolstatuses.com/455/can-i-kick-you-please-ratings/feed 0 You want it I got it you love it I hate … http://coolstatuses.com/211/you-want-it-i-got-it-you-love-it-i-hate http://coolstatuses.com/211/you-want-it-i-got-it-you-love-it-i-hate#comments Wed, 05 Aug 2009 03:34:52 +0000 Cool http://coolstatuses.com/211/you-want-it-i-got-it-you-love-it-i-hate

You want it I got it you love it I hate it suck balls!!!
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]]> http://coolstatuses.com/211/you-want-it-i-got-it-you-love-it-i-hate/feed 0 Yesterday I saw someone I thought I knew… http://coolstatuses.com/204/yesterday-i-saw-someone-i-thought-i-knew http://coolstatuses.com/204/yesterday-i-saw-someone-i-thought-i-knew#comments Wed, 05 Aug 2009 03:23:09 +0000 Cool http://coolstatuses.com/204/yesterday-i-saw-someone-i-thought-i-knew

Yesterday I saw someone I thought I knew but I couldn’t think from where.. just clicked! The reason I couldn’t put my finger on it was cause she was so ugly hah
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]]> http://coolstatuses.com/204/yesterday-i-saw-someone-i-thought-i-knew/feed 0 My Mother taught me IRONY. ‘Keep crying… http://coolstatuses.com/203/my-mother-taught-me-irony-keep-crying http://coolstatuses.com/203/my-mother-taught-me-irony-keep-crying#comments Wed, 05 Aug 2009 03:20:31 +0000 Cool http://coolstatuses.com/203/my-mother-taught-me-irony-keep-crying

My Mother taught me IRONY. ‘Keep crying and I’ll give you something to cry about!’
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]]> http://coolstatuses.com/203/my-mother-taught-me-irony-keep-crying/feed 0 I’m the boss and I’m going to disquali… http://coolstatuses.com/162/im-the-boss-and-im-going-to-disquali http://coolstatuses.com/162/im-the-boss-and-im-going-to-disquali#comments Tue, 04 Aug 2009 07:40:23 +0000 Cool http://coolstatuses.com/162/im-the-boss-and-im-going-to-disquali

I’m the boss and I’m going to disqualify you for setting a challenge you know I wouldn’t be able to do.. take that!
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