Men are like dogs, train ‘em right and they’ll do whatever you tell ‘em
Tagged: take that RSS
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It’s better to have loved and lost…..than to have stayed with an idiot
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(Your name here) can report after decades of lying his pants are not on fire
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I don’t have an attitude problem, I just don’t give a shit!
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‘you’re cute when you’re mad’ ‘well, I’m about to get adorable’
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For all those men who say “why marry the cow when you can get the milk for free?” Here is an update for you! Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig for a little sausage!!!!
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(Your Name Here) is not responsible for her attitude tonite… please ring 1800-likeigiveashit… and leave a message for someone who cares…
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(Your Name Here) is changing his name to ‘Hugh Geego’
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fuck love
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I will never be a liar but you will always be 2 faced!
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(Your Name Here) is seriously considering killing that squirrel kid right now..
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Fat people are sexier
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I’m typing this for no reason and you guys are reading it so you guys just wasted like 30 seconds of your life for reading this random thing for no reason.
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The thing women have yet to learn is that most men don’t give a shit.
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(Your Name Here) wishes there was no law so i could kill someone
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(Your Name Here) is fat. You’re ugly. At least I can lose weight.
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Can i kick you please?
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You want it I got it you love it I hate it suck balls!!!
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Yesterday I saw someone I thought I knew but I couldn’t think from where.. just clicked! The reason I couldn’t put my finger on it was cause she was so ugly hah
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My Mother taught me IRONY. ‘Keep crying and I’ll give you something to cry about!’
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I’m the boss and I’m going to disqualify you for setting a challenge you know I wouldn’t be able to do.. take that!
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