Cool Facebook Statuses Cool MySpace Statuses » sexy http://coolstatuses.com Cool Statuses for social networks Mon, 26 Jul 2010 23:04:18 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 Damn who’s a sexy bitch! [ratings] http://coolstatuses.com/598/damn-whos-a-sexy-bitch-ratings http://coolstatuses.com/598/damn-whos-a-sexy-bitch-ratings#comments Sun, 30 Aug 2009 02:23:54 +0000 Cool http://coolstatuses.com/598/damn-whos-a-sexy-bitch-ratings

Damn who’s a sexy bitch!
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]]> http://coolstatuses.com/598/damn-whos-a-sexy-bitch-ratings/feed 0 Fat people are sexier [ratings] http://coolstatuses.com/588/fat-people-are-sexier-ratings http://coolstatuses.com/588/fat-people-are-sexier-ratings#comments Tue, 25 Aug 2009 09:43:46 +0000 Cool http://coolstatuses.com/588/fat-people-are-sexier-ratings

Fat people are sexier
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]]> http://coolstatuses.com/588/fat-people-are-sexier-ratings/feed 0 Going to bed with my wife. And by “go t… http://coolstatuses.com/508/going-to-bed-with-my-wife-and-by-go-t http://coolstatuses.com/508/going-to-bed-with-my-wife-and-by-go-t#comments Tue, 11 Aug 2009 03:40:58 +0000 Cool http://coolstatuses.com/508/going-to-bed-with-my-wife-and-by-go-t

Going to bed with my wife. And by “go to bed,” I mean “read a bit, have her tell me to get my hand off her ass, then fall asleep.”
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]]> http://coolstatuses.com/508/going-to-bed-with-my-wife-and-by-go-t/feed 0 My wife is such a MILF and guess what…… http://coolstatuses.com/463/my-wife-is-such-a-milf-and-guess-what http://coolstatuses.com/463/my-wife-is-such-a-milf-and-guess-what#comments Fri, 07 Aug 2009 02:59:46 +0000 Cool http://coolstatuses.com/463/my-wife-is-such-a-milf-and-guess-what

My wife is such a MILF and guess what….I do!!!
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]]> http://coolstatuses.com/463/my-wife-is-such-a-milf-and-guess-what/feed 0 Everytime you see a rainbow, that’s god… http://coolstatuses.com/214/everytime-you-see-a-rainbow-thats-god http://coolstatuses.com/214/everytime-you-see-a-rainbow-thats-god#comments Wed, 05 Aug 2009 03:40:37 +0000 Cool http://coolstatuses.com/214/everytime-you-see-a-rainbow-thats-god

Everytime you see a rainbow, that’s god having gay sex.
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]]> http://coolstatuses.com/214/everytime-you-see-a-rainbow-thats-god/feed 0 Wowzers i just made a mess of my trouser… http://coolstatuses.com/121/wowzers-i-just-made-a-mess-of-my-trouser http://coolstatuses.com/121/wowzers-i-just-made-a-mess-of-my-trouser#comments Fri, 31 Jul 2009 22:53:21 +0000 Cool http://coolstatuses.com/121/wowzers-i-just-made-a-mess-of-my-trouser

Wowzers i just made a mess of my trouser’s
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]]> http://coolstatuses.com/121/wowzers-i-just-made-a-mess-of-my-trouser/feed 0 Girls are much more psychic than guys. T… http://coolstatuses.com/73/girls-are-much-more-psychic-than-guys-t http://coolstatuses.com/73/girls-are-much-more-psychic-than-guys-t#comments Mon, 27 Jul 2009 22:44:21 +0000 Cool http://coolstatuses.com/73/girls-are-much-more-psychic-than-guys-t

Girls are much more psychic than guys. They’re the first to know if you’re going to get laid
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]]> http://coolstatuses.com/73/girls-are-much-more-psychic-than-guys-t/feed 0 (Your Name Here) is at the age now that,… http://coolstatuses.com/54/your-name-here-is-at-the-age-now-that http://coolstatuses.com/54/your-name-here-is-at-the-age-now-that#comments Fri, 24 Jul 2009 22:03:19 +0000 Cool http://coolstatuses.com/54/your-name-here-is-at-the-age-now-that

(Your Name Here) is at the age now that, if I say “I’m going to play with my toys,” people giggle, blush, or ask if they can watch
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