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  Cool 11:53 am on August 30, 2009 Permalink | Log in to leave a Comment
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  Damn who’s a sexy bitch!
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  Cool 7:13 pm on August 25, 2009 Permalink | Log in to leave a Comment
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  Fat people are sexier
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  Cool 1:10 pm on August 11, 2009 Permalink
  Tags: fml (26), funny (125), life (121), love (47), marriage, men (13), relationship (25), sexy, women (4)   

  Going to bed with my wife. And by “go to bed,” I mean “read a bit, have her tell me to get my hand off her ass, then fall asleep.”
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  Cool 12:29 pm on August 7, 2009 Permalink
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  My wife is such a MILF and guess what….I do!!!
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  Cool 1:10 pm on August 5, 2009 Permalink
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  Everytime you see a rainbow, that’s god having gay sex.
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  Cool 8:23 am on August 1, 2009 Permalink
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  Wowzers i just made a mess of my trouser’s
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  Cool 8:14 am on July 28, 2009 Permalink
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  Girls are much more psychic than guys. They’re the first to know if you’re going to get laid
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  Cool 7:33 am on July 25, 2009 Permalink
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  (Your Name Here) is at the age now that, if I say “I’m going to play with my toys,” people giggle, blush, or ask if they can watch
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