Cool Facebook Statuses Cool MySpace Statuses » random http://coolstatuses.com Cool Statuses for social networks Mon, 26 Jul 2010 23:04:18 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 (Your name here) can report after decade… http://coolstatuses.com/715/your-name-here-can-report-after-decade http://coolstatuses.com/715/your-name-here-can-report-after-decade#comments Tue, 25 May 2010 14:30:35 +0000 Cool http://coolstatuses.com/715/your-name-here-can-report-after-decade

(Your name here) can report after decades of lying his pants are not on fire

]]> http://coolstatuses.com/715/your-name-here-can-report-after-decade/feed 0 Who would be dumb enough to stick their … http://coolstatuses.com/693/693 http://coolstatuses.com/693/693#comments Tue, 25 May 2010 14:05:49 +0000 Cool http://coolstatuses.com/?p=693

Who would be dumb enough to stick their toe in the faucet?

]]> http://coolstatuses.com/693/693/feed 0 Hi ho hi ho http://coolstatuses.com/666/hi-ho-hi-ho http://coolstatuses.com/666/hi-ho-hi-ho#comments Thu, 24 Sep 2009 23:27:44 +0000 Cool http://coolstatuses.com/666/hi-ho-hi-ho

Hi ho hi ho

]]> http://coolstatuses.com/666/hi-ho-hi-ho/feed 0 (Your Name Here) is being poked like no … http://coolstatuses.com/655/your-name-here-is-being-poked-like-no http://coolstatuses.com/655/your-name-here-is-being-poked-like-no#comments Thu, 24 Sep 2009 00:37:35 +0000 Cool http://coolstatuses.com/655/your-name-here-is-being-poked-like-no

(Your Name Here) is being poked like no tomorrow

]]> http://coolstatuses.com/655/your-name-here-is-being-poked-like-no/feed 0 Wikipedia: Trust it http://coolstatuses.com/653/wikipedia-trust-it http://coolstatuses.com/653/wikipedia-trust-it#comments Thu, 24 Sep 2009 00:03:21 +0000 Cool http://coolstatuses.com/653/wikipedia-trust-it

Wikipedia: Trust it

]]> http://coolstatuses.com/653/wikipedia-trust-it/feed 0 I’d really love a ? right now http://coolstatuses.com/649/id-really-love-a-right-now http://coolstatuses.com/649/id-really-love-a-right-now#comments Wed, 23 Sep 2009 23:24:40 +0000 Cool http://coolstatuses.com/649/id-really-love-a-right-now

I’d really love a ? right now

]]> http://coolstatuses.com/649/id-really-love-a-right-now/feed 0 Time flies when your foaming at the mout… http://coolstatuses.com/624/time-flies-when-your-foaming-at-the-mout http://coolstatuses.com/624/time-flies-when-your-foaming-at-the-mout#comments Wed, 02 Sep 2009 22:28:53 +0000 Cool http://coolstatuses.com/624/time-flies-when-your-foaming-at-the-mout

Time flies when your foaming at the mouth
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]]> http://coolstatuses.com/624/time-flies-when-your-foaming-at-the-mout/feed 0 (Your Name Here) is here [ratings] http://coolstatuses.com/623/your-name-here-is-here-ratings http://coolstatuses.com/623/your-name-here-is-here-ratings#comments Wed, 02 Sep 2009 22:27:10 +0000 Cool http://coolstatuses.com/623/your-name-here-is-here-ratings

(Your Name Here) is here
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]]> http://coolstatuses.com/623/your-name-here-is-here-ratings/feed 0 (Your Name Here) is seriously consideri… http://coolstatuses.com/613/your-name-here-is-seriously-consideri http://coolstatuses.com/613/your-name-here-is-seriously-consideri#comments Wed, 02 Sep 2009 21:52:02 +0000 Cool http://coolstatuses.com/613/your-name-here-is-seriously-consideri

(Your Name Here) is seriously considering killing that squirrel kid right now..
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]]> http://coolstatuses.com/613/your-name-here-is-seriously-consideri/feed 0 I’m a turtle and I cant feel my legs [r… http://coolstatuses.com/607/im-a-turtle-and-i-cant-feel-my-legs-r http://coolstatuses.com/607/im-a-turtle-and-i-cant-feel-my-legs-r#comments Mon, 31 Aug 2009 02:35:37 +0000 Cool http://coolstatuses.com/607/im-a-turtle-and-i-cant-feel-my-legs-r

I’m a turtle and I cant feel my legs
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]]> http://coolstatuses.com/607/im-a-turtle-and-i-cant-feel-my-legs-r/feed 0 Ohh dear!!!! [ratings] http://coolstatuses.com/602/ohh-dear http://coolstatuses.com/602/ohh-dear#comments Mon, 31 Aug 2009 01:15:53 +0000 Cool http://coolstatuses.com/602/ohh-dear

Ohh dear!!!!
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]]> http://coolstatuses.com/602/ohh-dear/feed 0 boopboopbedoop! [ratings] http://coolstatuses.com/595/boopboopbedoop-ratings http://coolstatuses.com/595/boopboopbedoop-ratings#comments Sun, 30 Aug 2009 00:18:39 +0000 Cool http://coolstatuses.com/595/boopboopbedoop-ratings

boopboopbedoop!
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]]> http://coolstatuses.com/595/boopboopbedoop-ratings/feed 0 (Your Name Here) is sorry to all the peo… http://coolstatuses.com/592/your-name-here-is-sorry-to-all-the-peo http://coolstatuses.com/592/your-name-here-is-sorry-to-all-the-peo#comments Sun, 30 Aug 2009 00:01:45 +0000 Cool http://coolstatuses.com/592/your-name-here-is-sorry-to-all-the-peo

(Your Name Here) is sorry to all the people I have said shit about. That includes you !
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]]> http://coolstatuses.com/592/your-name-here-is-sorry-to-all-the-peo/feed 0 WTF WAS THAT!! Did you just FART with yo… http://coolstatuses.com/591/wtf-was-that-did-you-just-fart-with-yo http://coolstatuses.com/591/wtf-was-that-did-you-just-fart-with-yo#comments Sat, 29 Aug 2009 23:49:08 +0000 Cool http://coolstatuses.com/591/wtf-was-that-did-you-just-fart-with-yo

WTF WAS THAT!! Did you just FART with your face?!?!?!
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]]> http://coolstatuses.com/591/wtf-was-that-did-you-just-fart-with-yo/feed 0 Fat people are sexier [ratings] http://coolstatuses.com/588/fat-people-are-sexier-ratings http://coolstatuses.com/588/fat-people-are-sexier-ratings#comments Tue, 25 Aug 2009 09:43:46 +0000 Cool http://coolstatuses.com/588/fat-people-are-sexier-ratings

Fat people are sexier
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]]> http://coolstatuses.com/588/fat-people-are-sexier-ratings/feed 0 I’m typing this for no reason and you g… http://coolstatuses.com/579/im-typing-this-for-no-reason-and-you-g http://coolstatuses.com/579/im-typing-this-for-no-reason-and-you-g#comments Tue, 25 Aug 2009 00:23:10 +0000 Cool http://coolstatuses.com/579/im-typing-this-for-no-reason-and-you-g

I’m typing this for no reason and you guys are reading it so you guys just wasted like 30 seconds of your life for reading this random thing for no reason.
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]]> http://coolstatuses.com/579/im-typing-this-for-no-reason-and-you-g/feed 0 Thing is: The More YOU know, The Less I … http://coolstatuses.com/546/thing-is-the-more-you-know-the-less-i http://coolstatuses.com/546/thing-is-the-more-you-know-the-less-i#comments Tue, 18 Aug 2009 04:20:09 +0000 Cool http://coolstatuses.com/546/thing-is-the-more-you-know-the-less-i

Thing is: The More YOU know, The Less I Know, The Less I Like, The More You Know…
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]]> http://coolstatuses.com/546/thing-is-the-more-you-know-the-less-i/feed 0 Today’s the day the teddy bears have th… http://coolstatuses.com/543/todays-the-day-the-teddy-bears-have-th http://coolstatuses.com/543/todays-the-day-the-teddy-bears-have-th#comments Tue, 18 Aug 2009 02:53:03 +0000 Cool http://coolstatuses.com/543/todays-the-day-the-teddy-bears-have-th

Today’s the day the teddy bears have their picnic.
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]]> http://coolstatuses.com/543/todays-the-day-the-teddy-bears-have-th/feed 0 bahhhhhgayensuenwkaiygbnewiuygbnnfduejny… http://coolstatuses.com/539/bahhhhhgayensuenwkaiygbnewiuygbnnfduejny http://coolstatuses.com/539/bahhhhhgayensuenwkaiygbnewiuygbnnfduejny#comments Tue, 18 Aug 2009 02:45:17 +0000 Cool http://coolstatuses.com/539/bahhhhhgayensuenwkaiygbnewiuygbnnfduejny

bahhhhhgayensuenwkaiygbnewiuygbnnfduejnydhmeidhdgeyendutanxyejuedheuenhdjdnehr!!!
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]]> http://coolstatuses.com/539/bahhhhhgayensuenwkaiygbnewiuygbnnfduejny/feed 0 So is your face… [ratings] http://coolstatuses.com/538/so-is-your-face-ratings http://coolstatuses.com/538/so-is-your-face-ratings#comments Tue, 18 Aug 2009 02:44:04 +0000 Cool http://coolstatuses.com/538/so-is-your-face-ratings

So is your face…
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]]> http://coolstatuses.com/538/so-is-your-face-ratings/feed 0 (Your Name Here) is restringing his air … http://coolstatuses.com/520/your-name-here-is-restringing-his-air http://coolstatuses.com/520/your-name-here-is-restringing-his-air#comments Wed, 12 Aug 2009 04:14:42 +0000 Cool http://coolstatuses.com/520/your-name-here-is-restringing-his-air

(Your Name Here) is restringing his air guitar
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]]> http://coolstatuses.com/520/your-name-here-is-restringing-his-air/feed 0 My bad. [ratings] http://coolstatuses.com/514/my-bad-ratings http://coolstatuses.com/514/my-bad-ratings#comments Tue, 11 Aug 2009 03:53:40 +0000 Cool http://coolstatuses.com/514/my-bad-ratings

My bad.
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]]> http://coolstatuses.com/514/my-bad-ratings/feed 0 (Your Name Here) is off to see the wizar… http://coolstatuses.com/512/your-name-here-is-off-to-see-the-wizar http://coolstatuses.com/512/your-name-here-is-off-to-see-the-wizar#comments Tue, 11 Aug 2009 03:49:36 +0000 Cool http://coolstatuses.com/512/your-name-here-is-off-to-see-the-wizar

(Your Name Here) is off to see the wizard!
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]]> http://coolstatuses.com/512/your-name-here-is-off-to-see-the-wizar/feed 0 Paying bills is overrated. [ratings] http://coolstatuses.com/511/paying-bills-is-overrated-ratings http://coolstatuses.com/511/paying-bills-is-overrated-ratings#comments Tue, 11 Aug 2009 03:47:53 +0000 Cool http://coolstatuses.com/511/paying-bills-is-overrated-ratings

Paying bills is overrated.
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]]> http://coolstatuses.com/511/paying-bills-is-overrated-ratings/feed 0 Weeeeee!! [ratings] http://coolstatuses.com/500/weeeeee-ratings http://coolstatuses.com/500/weeeeee-ratings#comments Tue, 11 Aug 2009 01:22:42 +0000 Cool http://coolstatuses.com/500/weeeeee-ratings

Weeeeee!!
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]]> http://coolstatuses.com/500/weeeeee-ratings/feed 0 Oh shit. :-s [ratings] http://coolstatuses.com/498/oh-shit-s http://coolstatuses.com/498/oh-shit-s#comments Tue, 11 Aug 2009 01:21:37 +0000 Cool http://coolstatuses.com/498/oh-shit-s

Oh shit. :-s
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]]> http://coolstatuses.com/498/oh-shit-s/feed 0 Throw your fishing line in somewhere els… http://coolstatuses.com/493/throw-your-fishing-line-in-somewhere-els http://coolstatuses.com/493/throw-your-fishing-line-in-somewhere-els#comments Mon, 10 Aug 2009 03:32:46 +0000 Cool http://coolstatuses.com/493/throw-your-fishing-line-in-somewhere-els

Throw your fishing line in somewhere else…coz this pond is taken.
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]]> http://coolstatuses.com/493/throw-your-fishing-line-in-somewhere-els/feed 0 When you think you have got it… you ma… http://coolstatuses.com/492/when-you-think-you-have-got-it-you-ma http://coolstatuses.com/492/when-you-think-you-have-got-it-you-ma#comments Mon, 10 Aug 2009 03:27:59 +0000 Cool http://coolstatuses.com/492/when-you-think-you-have-got-it-you-ma

When you think you have got it… you may realise you have nothing at all?
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]]> http://coolstatuses.com/492/when-you-think-you-have-got-it-you-ma/feed 0 They cant all be my mates….mate… [ra… http://coolstatuses.com/477/they-cant-all-be-my-mates-mate http://coolstatuses.com/477/they-cant-all-be-my-mates-mate#comments Fri, 07 Aug 2009 23:13:19 +0000 Cool http://coolstatuses.com/477/they-cant-all-be-my-mates-mate

They cant all be my mates….mate…
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]]> http://coolstatuses.com/477/they-cant-all-be-my-mates-mate/feed 0 Man facebook sucks at this time if morni… http://coolstatuses.com/475/man-facebook-sucks-at-this-time-if-morni http://coolstatuses.com/475/man-facebook-sucks-at-this-time-if-morni#comments Fri, 07 Aug 2009 23:10:41 +0000 Cool http://coolstatuses.com/475/man-facebook-sucks-at-this-time-if-morni

Man facebook sucks at this time if morning!! Maybe i should just go sleep in my barn on top of the hay stack with the mice..
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