(Your name here) can report after decades of lying his pants are not on fire
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Who would be dumb enough to stick their toe in the faucet?
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Hi ho hi ho
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(Your Name Here) is being poked like no tomorrow
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Wikipedia: Trust it
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I’d really love a ? right now
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Time flies when your foaming at the mouth
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(Your Name Here) is here
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(Your Name Here) is seriously considering killing that squirrel kid right now..
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I’m a turtle and I cant feel my legs
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Ohh dear!!!!
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boopboopbedoop!
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(Your Name Here) is sorry to all the people I have said shit about. That includes you !
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WTF WAS THAT!! Did you just FART with your face?!?!?!
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Fat people are sexier
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I’m typing this for no reason and you guys are reading it so you guys just wasted like 30 seconds of your life for reading this random thing for no reason.
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Thing is: The More YOU know, The Less I Know, The Less I Like, The More You Know…
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Today’s the day the teddy bears have their picnic.
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bahhhhhgayensuenwkaiygbnewiuygbnnfduejnydhmeidhdgeyendutanxyejuedheuenhdjdnehr!!!
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So is your face…
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(Your Name Here) is restringing his air guitar
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My bad.
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(Your Name Here) is off to see the wizard!
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Paying bills is overrated.
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Weeeeee!!
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Oh shit. :-s
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Throw your fishing line in somewhere else…coz this pond is taken.
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When you think you have got it… you may realise you have nothing at all?
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They cant all be my mates….mate…
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Man facebook sucks at this time if morning!! Maybe i should just go sleep in my barn on top of the hay stack with the mice..
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Mmmm SPOONAGE!
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Two sandwiches walked into a bar, the barman said “sorry, we don’t serve food here
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Damn fb not letting me get ready……move away from the computer (Your Name Here) MOVE AWAY
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Can i kick you please?
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What u talkin bout willis….???
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bla bla bla
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My way may not be your way, but it is one way…and there are many ways to skin a cat
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(Your Name Here) is alive!
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dooooooooooooo itttt!
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If this is a test I’m losing my shit.
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(Your Name Here) is going back to the old ways!
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Hakuna matata!!
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Hmmm should I flash or not flash?
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welll russian prime minister vladimir putin, who’s half naked behind me on a horse…
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(Your Name Here) should be good
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You want it I got it you love it I hate it suck balls!!!
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Today’s show is brought to you by the letters W, T, F???
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Dandy + skunk = DISASTER
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My grandma your grandma sitting by the fire haha
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You keep paying me like a fruit machine
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