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		<title>“When I was 18, I thought my father was &#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Sep 2009 21:49:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[“When I was 18, I thought my father was the stupidest man in the world. When I turned 21, I was amazed to see how much the man had learnt in 3 years.” -Mark Twain]]></description>
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<p>“When I was 18, I thought my father was the stupidest man in the world. When I turned 21, I was amazed to see how much the man had learnt in 3 years.” -Mark Twain</p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>I&#8217;ve never spoken of him until now. Not&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Sep 2009 01:08:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve never spoken of him until now. Not to anyone. Not even your grandfather. A woman&#8217;s heart is a deep ocean of secrets. But now you know there was a man named Jack Dawson, and that he saved me in every way that a person can be saved. I don&#8217;t even have a picture of [...]]]></description>
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<p>I&#8217;ve never spoken of him until now. Not to anyone. Not even your grandfather. A woman&#8217;s heart is a deep ocean of secrets. But now you know there was a man named Jack Dawson, and that he saved me in every way that a person can be saved. I don&#8217;t even have a picture of him. He exists now only in my memory. &#8211; Titanic</p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>&#8220;Chemistry is a class you take in high &#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Sep 2009 22:48:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Chemistry is a class you take in high school or college, where you figure out two plus two is 10, or something.&#8221; &#8211; Dennis Rodman, NBA Basketball player]]></description>
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<p>&#8220;Chemistry is a class you take in high school or college, where you figure out two plus two is 10, or something.&#8221; &#8211; Dennis Rodman, NBA Basketball player<br />
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		<title>&#8220;I&#8217;ve never really wanted to go to Jap&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Aug 2009 01:09:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;I&#8217;ve never really wanted to go to Japan, simply because I don&#8217;t really like eating fish, and I know that&#8217;s very popular out there in Africa&#8221; -Britney Spears]]></description>
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<p>&#8220;I&#8217;ve never really wanted to go to Japan, simply because I don&#8217;t really like eating fish, and I know that&#8217;s very popular out there in Africa&#8221; -Britney Spears<br />
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		<title>&#8220;Magic is believing in yourself, if you&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 30 Aug 2009 00:37:02 +0000</pubDate>
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<p>&#8220;Magic is believing in yourself, if you can do that, you can make anything happen.&#8221; ~ Johann Wolfgang von Goethe<br />
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		<title>“It matters not who u love, where u love&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Aug 2009 02:22:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[“It matters not who u love, where u love, why u love, when u love, or how u love… It matters only that u love..” ~ John Lennon]]></description>
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<p>“It matters not who u love, where u love, why u love, when u love, or how u love… It matters only that u love..” ~ John Lennon<br />
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		<title>”The greatest thing about Facebook, is t&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Aug 2009 23:55:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[”The greatest thing about Facebook, is that you can quote something and totally make up the source.” – George Washington]]></description>
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<p>”The greatest thing about Facebook, is that you can quote something and totally make up the source.” – George Washington<br />
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		<title>&#8220;The measure of who we are is what we d&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Aug 2009 02:57:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;The measure of who we are is what we do with what we have.&#8221; ~ Vince Lombardi]]></description>
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<p>&#8220;The measure of who we are is what we do with what we have.&#8221; ~ Vince Lombardi<br />
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		<title>&#8220;The real leader has no need to lead &#8211; &#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Aug 2009 02:35:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;The real leader has no need to lead &#8211; he is content to point the way.&#8221; ~ Henry Miller]]></description>
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<p>&#8220;The real leader has no need to lead &#8211; he is content to point the way.&#8221; ~ Henry Miller<br />
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		<title>&#8220;If you are not willing to risk the unu&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Aug 2009 02:33:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;If you are not willing to risk the unusual you will have to settle for the ordinary&#8221; ~ Jim Rohn]]></description>
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<p>&#8220;If you are not willing to risk the unusual you will have to settle for the ordinary&#8221; ~ Jim Rohn<br />
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		<title>Of course you can! Everything in this ro&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Aug 2009 04:26:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Of course you can! Everything in this room is eatable, even I&#8217;m eatable! But that is called cannibalism, my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.&#8221; &#8211; Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (Johnny Depp)]]></description>
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<p>Of course you can! Everything in this room is eatable, even I&#8217;m eatable! But that is called cannibalism, my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.&#8221; &#8211; Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (Johnny Depp)<br />
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		<title>How a person masters his fate is more im&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Aug 2009 04:06:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[How a person masters his fate is more important than what his fate is. &#8211; Wilhelm von Humboldt]]></description>
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<p>How a person masters his fate is more important than what his fate is. &#8211; Wilhelm von Humboldt<br />
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		<title>&#8220;I&#8217;m the best there is&#8230;I wake up in &#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Aug 2009 03:19:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;I&#8217;m the best there is&#8230;I wake up in the morning and I p!ss excellence.&#8221; &#8211; Ricky Bobby (Will Ferrell) Talladega Nights]]></description>
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<p>&#8220;I&#8217;m the best there is&#8230;I wake up in the morning and I p!ss excellence.&#8221; &#8211; Ricky Bobby (Will Ferrell) Talladega Nights<br />
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		<title>According to the map we&#8217;ve only gone fo&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Aug 2009 03:17:35 +0000</pubDate>
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<p>According to the map we&#8217;ve only gone four inches. -Dumb and Dumber<br />
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		<title>What u talkin bout willis&#8230;.??? [rating&#8230;</title>
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