Who would be dumb enough to stick their toe in the faucet?

I’ve always wondered if film directors wake up screaming “CUT! CUT! CUUUUUT!” when they have nightmares

What is love?

If the world was in black and white, which one would you be?

I’d really love a ? right now

Bla bla bla. Life is bullshit. Your either good or bad, happy or sad, rich or poor, smart or dumb, lowlife or achiever, winner or loser, in love or lonely, hardworking or bum.. Whats the point when you only live to be judged and tested?
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(Your Name Here) has no idea what to put as my status. . . . . Any suggestions ?
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Can i kick you please?
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Hmmm should I flash or not flash?
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welll russian prime minister vladimir putin, who’s half naked behind me on a horse…
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who wants to swap cars? theres nothing wrong with mine I swear! *shifty eyes*
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If I win the lottery! Who wants to share it with me? Write your name at the bottom and give me a reason why! The reason “because u love me” Isn’t a reason!!
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Did i forget to take my medication or am i always like this??
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So..everyone that reads this status please think about the first time we met? And tell the story in a comment!! Copy n paste this and bring bk and remember the good times :)
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(Your Name Here) wonders what it would take for you to be honest..
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1 question 1 chance, 1 honest answer. You can ask me one question (to my inbox) any question no matter how crazy, dirty or wrong it is. No catch. But i dare to post this on ur status and see wat ppl ask u =] ask me as many questions as u want
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What is your very first memory about me?…answer in comments
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If a man is pictured chopping off a woman’s breast, it only gets a R rating, but if, God forbid, a man is pictured kissing a woman’s breast, it gets an X rating. Why is violence more acceptable than tenderness?
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(Your Name Here) is………………………………you tell me
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why is it that “Nobody believes the official spokesman… but everybody trusts an unidentified source
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(Your Name Here) would really like you to describe her in one word – starting NOW!
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DOES MY BLAZER BLAZE?
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One question, one honest answer! That’s all you get. You get to ask me one question. (ONLY TO MY INBOX) Any question, anything, no matter how crazy, dirty or wrong it is. No catch. i will answer it honestly But I dare YOU to re-post this and see what people ask YOU
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