Men are liars. We lie about lying if we have to
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Men are like dogs, train ‘em right and they’ll do whatever you tell ‘em
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Yes. I’m Mr Right. Just not Mr Right Now.
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For all those men who say “why marry the cow when you can get the milk for free?” Here is an update for you! Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig for a little sausage!!!!
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Men have a short attention span…but that is just the way we is…sorry gotta go, saw something shiny in the corner.
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The great question which I have not been able to answer, despite my thirty years of research into the feminine soul, is What does a woman want?
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The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby.
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The thing women have yet to learn is that most men don’t give a shit.
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Going to bed with my wife. And by “go to bed,” I mean “read a bit, have her tell me to get my hand off her ass, then fall asleep.”
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meh… men… over it…
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(Your Name Here) has got a dirty mind a gutter mouth I’m making time for going out with your wife….. coz I’m a low life hahahaha
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(Your Name Here) wants 2 find a guy who calls you beautiful not hot, who calls you back when you hang up, the guy who kisses your forehead.. the one who turns around and says ‘thats her’.
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Men are simple things. We can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, beer, and more beer…
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