Cool Facebook Statuses Cool MySpace Statuses » mean http://coolstatuses.com Cool Statuses for social networks Mon, 26 Jul 2010 23:04:18 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 Men are like dogs, train ‘em right and … http://coolstatuses.com/732/men-are-like-dogs-train-em-right-and http://coolstatuses.com/732/men-are-like-dogs-train-em-right-and#comments Fri, 04 Jun 2010 04:44:49 +0000 Cool http://coolstatuses.com/732/men-are-like-dogs-train-em-right-and

Men are like dogs, train ‘em right and they’ll do whatever you tell ‘em

]]> http://coolstatuses.com/732/men-are-like-dogs-train-em-right-and/feed 0 I don’t have an attitude problem, I jus… http://coolstatuses.com/714/i-dont-have-an-attitude-problem-i-jus http://coolstatuses.com/714/i-dont-have-an-attitude-problem-i-jus#comments Tue, 25 May 2010 14:28:21 +0000 Cool http://coolstatuses.com/714/i-dont-have-an-attitude-problem-i-jus

I don’t have an attitude problem, I just don’t give a shit!

]]> http://coolstatuses.com/714/i-dont-have-an-attitude-problem-i-jus/feed 0 ‘you’re cute when you’re mad’ ‘well, I’m… http://coolstatuses.com/695/youre-cute-when-youre-mad-well-im-about-to-get-adorable http://coolstatuses.com/695/youre-cute-when-youre-mad-well-im-about-to-get-adorable#comments Tue, 25 May 2010 14:01:28 +0000 Cool http://coolstatuses.com/?p=695

‘you’re cute when you’re mad’ ‘well, I’m about to get adorable’

]]> http://coolstatuses.com/695/youre-cute-when-youre-mad-well-im-about-to-get-adorable/feed 0 For all those men who say “why marry th… http://coolstatuses.com/673/for-all-those-men-who-say-why-marry-th http://coolstatuses.com/673/for-all-those-men-who-say-why-marry-th#comments Sat, 22 May 2010 09:58:12 +0000 Cool http://coolstatuses.com/673/for-all-those-men-who-say-why-marry-th

For all those men who say “why marry the cow when you can get the milk for free?” Here is an update for you! Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig for a little sausage!!!!

]]> http://coolstatuses.com/673/for-all-those-men-who-say-why-marry-th/feed 0 (Your Name Here) is not responsible for … http://coolstatuses.com/671/your-name-here-is-not-responsible-for http://coolstatuses.com/671/your-name-here-is-not-responsible-for#comments Sat, 22 May 2010 03:34:16 +0000 Cool http://coolstatuses.com/671/your-name-here-is-not-responsible-for

(Your Name Here) is not responsible for her attitude tonite… please ring 1800-likeigiveashit… and leave a message for someone who cares…

]]> http://coolstatuses.com/671/your-name-here-is-not-responsible-for/feed 0 I will never be a liar but you will alwa… http://coolstatuses.com/615/i-will-never-be-a-liar-but-you-will-alwa http://coolstatuses.com/615/i-will-never-be-a-liar-but-you-will-alwa#comments Wed, 02 Sep 2009 21:56:33 +0000 Cool http://coolstatuses.com/615/i-will-never-be-a-liar-but-you-will-alwa

I will never be a liar but you will always be 2 faced!
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]]> http://coolstatuses.com/615/i-will-never-be-a-liar-but-you-will-alwa/feed 0 The thing women have yet to learn is tha… http://coolstatuses.com/558/the-thing-women-have-yet-to-learn-is-tha http://coolstatuses.com/558/the-thing-women-have-yet-to-learn-is-tha#comments Thu, 20 Aug 2009 22:35:02 +0000 Cool http://coolstatuses.com/558/the-thing-women-have-yet-to-learn-is-tha

The thing women have yet to learn is that most men don’t give a shit.
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]]> http://coolstatuses.com/558/the-thing-women-have-yet-to-learn-is-tha/feed 0 (Your Name Here) wishes there was no law… http://coolstatuses.com/556/your-name-here-wishes-there-was-no-law http://coolstatuses.com/556/your-name-here-wishes-there-was-no-law#comments Thu, 20 Aug 2009 22:31:31 +0000 Cool http://coolstatuses.com/556/your-name-here-wishes-there-was-no-law

(Your Name Here) wishes there was no law so i could kill someone
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]]> http://coolstatuses.com/556/your-name-here-wishes-there-was-no-law/feed 0 (Your Name Here) believes that common se… http://coolstatuses.com/550/your-name-here-believes-that-common-se http://coolstatuses.com/550/your-name-here-believes-that-common-se#comments Tue, 18 Aug 2009 22:14:56 +0000 Cool http://coolstatuses.com/550/your-name-here-believes-that-common-se

(Your Name Here) believes that common sense is not really that common, it seems that a lot of people were not around when it was handed out…
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]]> http://coolstatuses.com/550/your-name-here-believes-that-common-se/feed 0 (Your Name Here) is fat. You’re ugly. A… http://coolstatuses.com/531/your-name-here-is-fat-youre-ugly-a http://coolstatuses.com/531/your-name-here-is-fat-youre-ugly-a#comments Tue, 18 Aug 2009 02:17:51 +0000 Cool http://coolstatuses.com/531/your-name-here-is-fat-youre-ugly-a

(Your Name Here) is fat. You’re ugly. At least I can lose weight.
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]]> http://coolstatuses.com/531/your-name-here-is-fat-youre-ugly-a/feed 0 Open up your eyes i want to watch you cr… http://coolstatuses.com/530/open-up-your-eyes-i-want-to-watch-you-cr http://coolstatuses.com/530/open-up-your-eyes-i-want-to-watch-you-cr#comments Thu, 13 Aug 2009 21:58:38 +0000 Cool http://coolstatuses.com/530/open-up-your-eyes-i-want-to-watch-you-cr

Open up your eyes i want to watch you cry.
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]]> http://coolstatuses.com/530/open-up-your-eyes-i-want-to-watch-you-cr/feed 0 (Your Name Here) feels like feeding pana… http://coolstatuses.com/497/your-name-here-feels-like-feeding-pana http://coolstatuses.com/497/your-name-here-feels-like-feeding-pana#comments Tue, 11 Aug 2009 01:19:42 +0000 Cool http://coolstatuses.com/497/your-name-here-feels-like-feeding-pana

(Your Name Here) feels like feeding panadol to seagulls
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