Life is sleepy
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I don’t have an attitude problem, I just don’t give a shit!
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If something is meant to be it will always find its way
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I could really use a wish right now
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I’ve always wondered if film directors wake up screaming “CUT! CUT! CUUUUUT!” when they have nightmares
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“You know… that guy… with a face and name…”
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(Your name here) wants to tell that nice stranger she saw while driving : ” Next time you wave at me , try using all your fingers
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(Your Name Here) hopes that one day everything will go back to normal.
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fuck love
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A man who does not make mistakes, usually does not make anything
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Whoever who told you to be yourself couldn’t have given you any worse advice.
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Bla bla bla. Life is bullshit. Your either good or bad, happy or sad, rich or poor, smart or dumb, lowlife or achiever, winner or loser, in love or lonely, hardworking or bum.. Whats the point when you only live to be judged and tested?
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Ive had enough! Anyone wanna swap lives?
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Learn as if you’re gonna live forever, live as if you’re gonna die tomorrow.
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(Your Name Here) thinks it’d take her half the time to get ready if there weren’t so many mirrors to stand and admire herself in
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The truth may hurt for a little but a lie hurts forever
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(Your Name Here) is thinking procrastination is my friend… so much to do, so few people to do it for me..
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“Magic is believing in yourself, if you can do that, you can make anything happen.” ~ Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
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(Your Name Here) doesn’t think that people take him seriously…
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i do not understand why people cant stop complaining about everything and just smile for once, it wont hurt, i promise.
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Many wise words are spoken in jest, but they don’t compare with the number of stupid words spoken in earnest.
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Not having a great start to the day. Need to switch my brain off
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If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You have another chance.
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Those who suffer in life will be rewarded
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I want what I want and that’s not always a good thing
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Prostitution Is The World’s Oldest Profession And I, Dear Madame, Am A Professional.
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For your information I love my demons because they keep me company
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You can’t be missed if you never go away.
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Life is the art of drawing without an eraser.
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Thoughts are boomerangs.
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How can we fight when I’m too busy loving you
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Nothing worse that waiting to go to the dentist… its like preparing yourself to jump off a cliff!
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Paying bills is overrated.
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My life is perfect! ..and it’s only getting better
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Going to bed with my wife. And by “go to bed,” I mean “read a bit, have her tell me to get my hand off her ass, then fall asleep.”
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God, Please Give Me The Strength I’ll Need To Put Up With The People That Will Piss Me Off Today
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(Your Name Here) just realised my life could do with a little weeding.
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Love the people who treat you right… forget the ones that don’t
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When you think you have got it… you may realise you have nothing at all?
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(Your Name Here) is feeling so damn happy that I’m depressed.
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Life takes mysterious turns, and all we can do is go for the ride , we can change our way of our life but at the end of the day our destiny has already been written… Live everyday as if it was your last!!!!!
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I think Ikea must have drawn up the instruction manual for life….. which explains why no one can figure out what the hell is going on or how to fix it
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Some people are born to fight but I was born to be faster than light cause I was born to win
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(Your Name Here) is more washed up than a piece of driftwood during high tide
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To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore to love is to suffer, not to love is to suffer. To suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy then is to suffer. But suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be unhappy one must love, or love to suffer, or suffer from too much happiness. I hope you’re getting this down. – Love and Death
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Time to get loose.
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Life is like a box of chocolates, ur always gonna get eaten no matter what!!!!
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(Your Name Here) is alive!
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The greatest discovery of my generation is that a human being can alter his life by altering his attitudes of mind..
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If this is a test I’m losing my shit.
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