Men are like dogs, train ‘em right and they’ll do whatever you tell ‘em

For all those men who say “why marry the cow when you can get the milk for free?” Here is an update for you! Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig for a little sausage!!!!

I will never be a liar but you will always be 2 faced!
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(Your Name Here) believes that common sense is not really that common, it seems that a lot of people were not around when it was handed out…
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(Your Name Here) is fat. You’re ugly. At least I can lose weight.
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Yesterday I saw someone I thought I knew but I couldn’t think from where.. just clicked! The reason I couldn’t put my finger on it was cause she was so ugly hah
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Well some people just take the saying ‘sharing is caring’ a little too far over Facebook, don’t they?!
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My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems
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take a long walk off of the shortest pier you can find.
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Some people think theyre so good… And they really look like a train wreck!
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