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fuck love

]]> http://coolstatuses.com/656/fuck-love/feed 0 Bla bla bla. Life is bullshit. Your eith… http://coolstatuses.com/618/bla-bla-bla-life-is-bullshit-your-eith http://coolstatuses.com/618/bla-bla-bla-life-is-bullshit-your-eith#comments Wed, 02 Sep 2009 22:04:06 +0000 Cool http://coolstatuses.com/618/bla-bla-bla-life-is-bullshit-your-eith

Bla bla bla. Life is bullshit. Your either good or bad, happy or sad, rich or poor, smart or dumb, lowlife or achiever, winner or loser, in love or lonely, hardworking or bum.. Whats the point when you only live to be judged and tested?
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]]> http://coolstatuses.com/618/bla-bla-bla-life-is-bullshit-your-eith/feed 0 Ive had enough! Anyone wanna swap lives?… http://coolstatuses.com/617/ive-had-enough-anyone-wanna-swap-lives http://coolstatuses.com/617/ive-had-enough-anyone-wanna-swap-lives#comments Wed, 02 Sep 2009 22:02:30 +0000 Cool http://coolstatuses.com/617/ive-had-enough-anyone-wanna-swap-lives

Ive had enough! Anyone wanna swap lives?
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]]> http://coolstatuses.com/617/ive-had-enough-anyone-wanna-swap-lives/feed 0 (Your Name Here) just had the biggest bl… http://coolstatuses.com/608/your-name-here-just-had-the-biggest-bl http://coolstatuses.com/608/your-name-here-just-had-the-biggest-bl#comments Mon, 31 Aug 2009 02:37:58 +0000 Cool http://coolstatuses.com/608/your-name-here-just-had-the-biggest-bl

(Your Name Here) just had the biggest blonde moment
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]]> http://coolstatuses.com/608/your-name-here-just-had-the-biggest-bl/feed 0 The truth may hurt for a little but a li… http://coolstatuses.com/606/the-truth-may-hurt-for-a-little-but-a-li http://coolstatuses.com/606/the-truth-may-hurt-for-a-little-but-a-li#comments Mon, 31 Aug 2009 02:33:56 +0000 Cool http://coolstatuses.com/606/the-truth-may-hurt-for-a-little-but-a-li

The truth may hurt for a little but a lie hurts forever
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]]> http://coolstatuses.com/606/the-truth-may-hurt-for-a-little-but-a-li/feed 0 (Your Name Here) doesn’t think that peo… http://coolstatuses.com/596/your-name-here-doesnt-think-that-peo http://coolstatuses.com/596/your-name-here-doesnt-think-that-peo#comments Sun, 30 Aug 2009 00:22:02 +0000 Cool http://coolstatuses.com/596/your-name-here-doesnt-think-that-peo

(Your Name Here) doesn’t think that people take him seriously…
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]]> http://coolstatuses.com/596/your-name-here-doesnt-think-that-peo/feed 0 (Your Name Here) is spewy mc spew right… http://coolstatuses.com/590/your-name-here-is-spewy-mc-spew-right http://coolstatuses.com/590/your-name-here-is-spewy-mc-spew-right#comments Sat, 29 Aug 2009 23:45:29 +0000 Cool http://coolstatuses.com/590/your-name-here-is-spewy-mc-spew-right

(Your Name Here) is spewy mc spew right about now. I love hugging the toilet.
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]]> http://coolstatuses.com/590/your-name-here-is-spewy-mc-spew-right/feed 0 (Your Name Here) has no recollection of… http://coolstatuses.com/561/your-name-here-has-no-recollection-of http://coolstatuses.com/561/your-name-here-has-no-recollection-of#comments Thu, 20 Aug 2009 22:44:03 +0000 Cool http://coolstatuses.com/561/your-name-here-has-no-recollection-of

(Your Name Here) has no recollection of getting home. Someone enlighten me?
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]]> http://coolstatuses.com/561/your-name-here-has-no-recollection-of/feed 0 Not having a great start to the day. Nee… http://coolstatuses.com/544/not-having-a-great-start-to-the-day-nee http://coolstatuses.com/544/not-having-a-great-start-to-the-day-nee#comments Tue, 18 Aug 2009 02:54:47 +0000 Cool http://coolstatuses.com/544/not-having-a-great-start-to-the-day-nee

Not having a great start to the day. Need to switch my brain off
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]]> http://coolstatuses.com/544/not-having-a-great-start-to-the-day-nee/feed 0 For your information I love my demons be… http://coolstatuses.com/527/for-your-information-i-love-my-demons-be http://coolstatuses.com/527/for-your-information-i-love-my-demons-be#comments Wed, 12 Aug 2009 22:27:57 +0000 Cool http://coolstatuses.com/527/for-your-information-i-love-my-demons-be

For your information I love my demons because they keep me company
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]]> http://coolstatuses.com/527/for-your-information-i-love-my-demons-be/feed 0 Paying bills is overrated. [ratings] http://coolstatuses.com/511/paying-bills-is-overrated-ratings http://coolstatuses.com/511/paying-bills-is-overrated-ratings#comments Tue, 11 Aug 2009 03:47:53 +0000 Cool http://coolstatuses.com/511/paying-bills-is-overrated-ratings

Paying bills is overrated.
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]]> http://coolstatuses.com/511/paying-bills-is-overrated-ratings/feed 0 Going to bed with my wife. And by “go t… http://coolstatuses.com/508/going-to-bed-with-my-wife-and-by-go-t http://coolstatuses.com/508/going-to-bed-with-my-wife-and-by-go-t#comments Tue, 11 Aug 2009 03:40:58 +0000 Cool http://coolstatuses.com/508/going-to-bed-with-my-wife-and-by-go-t

Going to bed with my wife. And by “go to bed,” I mean “read a bit, have her tell me to get my hand off her ass, then fall asleep.”
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]]> http://coolstatuses.com/508/going-to-bed-with-my-wife-and-by-go-t/feed 0 (Your Name Here) is feeling so damn happ… http://coolstatuses.com/491/your-name-here-is-feeling-so-damn-happ http://coolstatuses.com/491/your-name-here-is-feeling-so-damn-happ#comments Mon, 10 Aug 2009 03:22:29 +0000 Cool http://coolstatuses.com/491/your-name-here-is-feeling-so-damn-happ

(Your Name Here) is feeling so damn happy that I’m depressed.
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]]> http://coolstatuses.com/491/your-name-here-is-feeling-so-damn-happ/feed 0 It’s like ten thousand spoons when all … http://coolstatuses.com/482/its-like-ten-thousand-spoons-when-all http://coolstatuses.com/482/its-like-ten-thousand-spoons-when-all#comments Mon, 10 Aug 2009 03:11:22 +0000 Cool http://coolstatuses.com/482/its-like-ten-thousand-spoons-when-all

It’s like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife
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]]> http://coolstatuses.com/482/its-like-ten-thousand-spoons-when-all/feed 0 (Your Name Here) is more washed up than … http://coolstatuses.com/470/your-name-here-is-more-washed-up-than http://coolstatuses.com/470/your-name-here-is-more-washed-up-than#comments Fri, 07 Aug 2009 03:44:57 +0000 Cool http://coolstatuses.com/470/your-name-here-is-more-washed-up-than

(Your Name Here) is more washed up than a piece of driftwood during high tide
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]]> http://coolstatuses.com/470/your-name-here-is-more-washed-up-than/feed 0 If this is a test I’m losing my shit. [… http://coolstatuses.com/443/if-this-is-a-test-im-losing-my-shit http://coolstatuses.com/443/if-this-is-a-test-im-losing-my-shit#comments Thu, 06 Aug 2009 22:47:28 +0000 Cool http://coolstatuses.com/443/if-this-is-a-test-im-losing-my-shit

If this is a test I’m losing my shit.
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]]> http://coolstatuses.com/443/if-this-is-a-test-im-losing-my-shit/feed 0 HANGOVER… TO THE MAX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!… http://coolstatuses.com/215/hangover-to-the-max http://coolstatuses.com/215/hangover-to-the-max#comments Wed, 05 Aug 2009 03:41:51 +0000 Cool http://coolstatuses.com/215/hangover-to-the-max

HANGOVER… TO THE MAX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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]]> http://coolstatuses.com/215/hangover-to-the-max/feed 0 (Your Name Here) just doesn’t know anym… http://coolstatuses.com/191/your-name-here-just-doesnt-know-anym http://coolstatuses.com/191/your-name-here-just-doesnt-know-anym#comments Wed, 05 Aug 2009 02:57:48 +0000 Cool http://coolstatuses.com/191/your-name-here-just-doesnt-know-anym

(Your Name Here) just doesn’t know anymore
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]]> http://coolstatuses.com/191/your-name-here-just-doesnt-know-anym/feed 0 (Your Name Here) always finds out the ha… http://coolstatuses.com/181/your-name-here-always-finds-out-the-ha http://coolstatuses.com/181/your-name-here-always-finds-out-the-ha#comments Wed, 05 Aug 2009 02:42:50 +0000 Cool http://coolstatuses.com/181/your-name-here-always-finds-out-the-ha

(Your Name Here) always finds out the hard way…life is such a roller coaster!!!
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]]> http://coolstatuses.com/181/your-name-here-always-finds-out-the-ha/feed 0 so i may have just slipped a fell on my … http://coolstatuses.com/175/so-i-may-have-just-slipped-a-fell-on-my http://coolstatuses.com/175/so-i-may-have-just-slipped-a-fell-on-my#comments Wed, 05 Aug 2009 02:09:56 +0000 Cool http://coolstatuses.com/175/so-i-may-have-just-slipped-a-fell-on-my

so i may have just slipped a fell on my ass in the city but thats only cos everyone looks so sad i wanted to put a smile on someones face!!!
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]]> http://coolstatuses.com/175/so-i-may-have-just-slipped-a-fell-on-my/feed 0 Tonight is going to suck, I spent all ni… http://coolstatuses.com/173/tonight-is-going-to-suck-i-spent-all-ni http://coolstatuses.com/173/tonight-is-going-to-suck-i-spent-all-ni#comments Wed, 05 Aug 2009 02:08:01 +0000 Cool http://coolstatuses.com/173/tonight-is-going-to-suck-i-spent-all-ni

Tonight is going to suck, I spent all night producing the wrong financial report for the Annual Meeting. Now I Have shit all and look silly, the work is there just not in the right format. Dammit!!
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]]> http://coolstatuses.com/173/tonight-is-going-to-suck-i-spent-all-ni/feed 0 I think I have been bitten by something … http://coolstatuses.com/148/i-think-i-have-been-bitten-by-something http://coolstatuses.com/148/i-think-i-have-been-bitten-by-something#comments Tue, 04 Aug 2009 04:34:42 +0000 Cool http://coolstatuses.com/148/i-think-i-have-been-bitten-by-something

I think I have been bitten by something … but no time to die now – I have to clean my room
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]]> http://coolstatuses.com/148/i-think-i-have-been-bitten-by-something/feed 0 Just pray today isn’t going to be a dis… http://coolstatuses.com/140/just-pray-today-isnt-going-to-be-a-dis http://coolstatuses.com/140/just-pray-today-isnt-going-to-be-a-dis#comments Tue, 04 Aug 2009 00:23:32 +0000 Cool http://coolstatuses.com/140/just-pray-today-isnt-going-to-be-a-dis

Just pray today isn’t going to be a disaster
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]]> http://coolstatuses.com/140/just-pray-today-isnt-going-to-be-a-dis/feed 0 (Your Name Here) is having a bad day an… http://coolstatuses.com/139/your-name-here-is-having-a-bad-day-an http://coolstatuses.com/139/your-name-here-is-having-a-bad-day-an#comments Mon, 03 Aug 2009 23:57:02 +0000 Cool http://coolstatuses.com/139/your-name-here-is-having-a-bad-day-an

(Your Name Here) is having a bad day and doesn’t know why
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]]> http://coolstatuses.com/139/your-name-here-is-having-a-bad-day-an/feed 0 Is there something in the air tonight ca… http://coolstatuses.com/64/is-there-something-in-the-air-tonight-ca http://coolstatuses.com/64/is-there-something-in-the-air-tonight-ca#comments Sun, 26 Jul 2009 21:51:32 +0000 Cool http://coolstatuses.com/64/is-there-something-in-the-air-tonight-ca

Is there something in the air tonight causing so many females this pain and misery? eff you stupid atmosphere.
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]]> http://coolstatuses.com/64/is-there-something-in-the-air-tonight-ca/feed 0 working all day after $100 worth of tequ… http://coolstatuses.com/60/working-all-day-after-100-worth-of-tequ http://coolstatuses.com/60/working-all-day-after-100-worth-of-tequ#comments Sat, 25 Jul 2009 07:06:07 +0000 Cool http://coolstatuses.com/60/working-all-day-after-100-worth-of-tequ

working all day after $100 worth of tequila is the worst punishment i can think of
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