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6Bla bla bla. Life is bullshit. Your either good or bad, happy or sad, rich or poor, smart or dumb, lowlife or achiever, winner or loser, in love or lonely, hardworking or bum.. Whats the point when you only live to be judged and tested?
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2Ive had enough! Anyone wanna swap lives?
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2(Your Name Here) just had the biggest blonde moment
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4The truth may hurt for a little but a lie hurts forever
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0(Your Name Here) doesn’t think that people take him seriously…
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-1(Your Name Here) is spewy mc spew right about now. I love hugging the toilet.
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0(Your Name Here) has no recollection of getting home. Someone enlighten me?
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0Not having a great start to the day. Need to switch my brain off
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0For your information I love my demons because they keep me company
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0Paying bills is overrated.
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1Going to bed with my wife. And by “go to bed,” I mean “read a bit, have her tell me to get my hand off her ass, then fall asleep.”
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0(Your Name Here) is feeling so damn happy that I’m depressed.
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0It’s like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife
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267(Your Name Here) is more washed up than a piece of driftwood during high tide
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1If this is a test I’m losing my shit.
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1HANGOVER… TO THE MAX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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0(Your Name Here) just doesn’t know anymore
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0(Your Name Here) always finds out the hard way…life is such a roller coaster!!!
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0so i may have just slipped a fell on my ass in the city but thats only cos everyone looks so sad i wanted to put a smile on someones face!!!
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-1Tonight is going to suck, I spent all night producing the wrong financial report for the Annual Meeting. Now I Have shit all and look silly, the work is there just not in the right format. Dammit!!
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0I think I have been bitten by something … but no time to die now – I have to clean my room
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0Just pray today isn’t going to be a disaster
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0(Your Name Here) is having a bad day and doesn’t know why
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0Is there something in the air tonight causing so many females this pain and misery? eff you stupid atmosphere.
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0working all day after $100 worth of tequila is the worst punishment i can think of
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