It’s better to have loved and lost…..than to have stayed with an idiot

(Your name here) is not feeling blue…..she’s feeling Lavender…..

I don’t have an attitude problem, I just don’t give a shit!

If something is meant to be it will always find its way

I could really use a wish right now

‘you’re cute when you’re mad’ ‘well, I’m about to get adorable’

You are officially my new favourite person

(Your Name Here) hopes that one day everything will go back to normal.

(Your Name Here) should have known that things would never be different!
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The truth may hurt for a little but a lie hurts forever
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No one loves me everybody hates me i think ill go eat worms
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Without you I’ll be miserable at best.
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(Your Name Here) likes the QWERTY keyboard because U & I are together
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You can never be lonely if you like the person you’re alone with
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The thing women have yet to learn is that most men don’t give a shit.
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(Your Name Here) wishes there was no law so i could kill someone
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(Your Name Here) doesn’t like saying goodbye
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Not having a great start to the day. Need to switch my brain off
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Love is patient, love is kind, love means slowly losing your mind.
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How can we fight when I’m too busy loving you
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Nothing worse that waiting to go to the dentist… its like preparing yourself to jump off a cliff!
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God, Please Give Me The Strength I’ll Need To Put Up With The People That Will Piss Me Off Today
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(Your Name Here) just realised my life could do with a little weeding.
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Love the people who treat you right… forget the ones that don’t
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(Your Name Here) is feeling so damn happy that I’m depressed.
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Let me know you love me, let me know you care, let me know you’re thinking of me when I cant be there
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This headache is not doing me any favours
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Dear Monday, I still f*%$#@ng HATE you
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Man facebook sucks at this time if morning!! Maybe i should just go sleep in my barn on top of the hay stack with the mice..
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Mmmm SPOONAGE!
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