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alcohol is not the answer………..it just makes u forget the question!!

]]> http://coolstatuses.com/680/alcohol-is-not-the-answer/feed 0 I like my whiskey straight, no chaser http://coolstatuses.com/672/i-like-my-whiskey-straight-no-chaser http://coolstatuses.com/672/i-like-my-whiskey-straight-no-chaser#comments Sat, 22 May 2010 09:54:04 +0000 Cool http://coolstatuses.com/672/i-like-my-whiskey-straight-no-chaser

I like my whiskey straight, no chaser

]]> http://coolstatuses.com/672/i-like-my-whiskey-straight-no-chaser/feed 0 (Your Name Here) is spewy mc spew right… http://coolstatuses.com/590/your-name-here-is-spewy-mc-spew-right http://coolstatuses.com/590/your-name-here-is-spewy-mc-spew-right#comments Sat, 29 Aug 2009 23:45:29 +0000 Cool http://coolstatuses.com/590/your-name-here-is-spewy-mc-spew-right

(Your Name Here) is spewy mc spew right about now. I love hugging the toilet.
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]]> http://coolstatuses.com/590/your-name-here-is-spewy-mc-spew-right/feed 0 (Your Name Here) has no recollection of… http://coolstatuses.com/561/your-name-here-has-no-recollection-of http://coolstatuses.com/561/your-name-here-has-no-recollection-of#comments Thu, 20 Aug 2009 22:44:03 +0000 Cool http://coolstatuses.com/561/your-name-here-has-no-recollection-of

(Your Name Here) has no recollection of getting home. Someone enlighten me?
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]]> http://coolstatuses.com/561/your-name-here-has-no-recollection-of/feed 0 Thursdays will be the death of me. Is it… http://coolstatuses.com/560/thursdays-will-be-the-death-of-me-is-it http://coolstatuses.com/560/thursdays-will-be-the-death-of-me-is-it#comments Thu, 20 Aug 2009 22:42:01 +0000 Cool http://coolstatuses.com/560/thursdays-will-be-the-death-of-me-is-it

Thursdays will be the death of me. Is it bad to be drunk at work?
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]]> http://coolstatuses.com/560/thursdays-will-be-the-death-of-me-is-it/feed 0 (Your Name Here) is apparently the only … http://coolstatuses.com/557/your-name-here-is-apparently-the-only http://coolstatuses.com/557/your-name-here-is-apparently-the-only#comments Thu, 20 Aug 2009 22:32:49 +0000 Cool http://coolstatuses.com/557/your-name-here-is-apparently-the-only

(Your Name Here) is apparently the only person that’s not drinking tonight
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]]> http://coolstatuses.com/557/your-name-here-is-apparently-the-only/feed 0 You’re never too drunk if you can lie o… http://coolstatuses.com/551/youre-never-too-drunk-if-you-can-lie-o http://coolstatuses.com/551/youre-never-too-drunk-if-you-can-lie-o#comments Tue, 18 Aug 2009 22:20:27 +0000 Cool http://coolstatuses.com/551/youre-never-too-drunk-if-you-can-lie-o

You’re never too drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on
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