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		<title>It&#8217;s better to have loved and lost&#8230;&#8230;..</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 31 May 2010 04:04:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s better to have loved and lost&#8230;..than to have stayed with an idiot]]></description>
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<p>It&#8217;s better to have loved and lost&#8230;..than to have stayed with an idiot</p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>If something is meant to be it will alwa&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 25 May 2010 14:26:37 +0000</pubDate>
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<p>If something is meant to be it will always find its way</p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>wants to tell that nice stranger she saw while driving</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 22 May 2010 14:55:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cool</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[(Your name here) wants to tell that nice stranger she saw while driving : &#8221; Next time you wave at me , try using all your fingers]]></description>
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<p>(Your name here) wants to tell that nice stranger she saw while driving : &#8221; Next time you wave at me , try using all your fingers </p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>If you worry about what might be, and wo&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Sep 2009 02:46:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cool</dc:creator>
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<p>If you worry about what might be, and wonder what might have been, you will ignore what is.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Whoever who told you to be yourself coul&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Sep 2009 23:33:47 +0000</pubDate>
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<p>Whoever who told you to be yourself couldn&#8217;t have given you any worse advice.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Always use tasteful words . . . . . you &#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Aug 2009 22:57:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cool</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Always use tasteful words . . . . . you may have to eat them.]]></description>
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<p>Always use tasteful words . . . . . you may have to eat them.<br />
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		<title>The thing women have yet to learn is tha&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Aug 2009 22:35:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The thing women have yet to learn is that most men don&#8217;t give a shit.]]></description>
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<p>The thing women have yet to learn is that most men don&#8217;t give a shit.<br />
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		<title>Love the people who treat you right&#8230; f&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Aug 2009 01:24:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Love the people who treat you right&#8230; forget the ones that don&#8217;t]]></description>
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<p>Love the people who treat you right&#8230; forget the ones that don&#8217;t<br />
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		<title>To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Aug 2009 03:09:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore to love is to suffer, not to love is to suffer. To suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy then is to suffer. But suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, [...]]]></description>
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<p>To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore to love is to suffer, not to love is to suffer. To suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy then is to suffer. But suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be unhappy one must love, or love to suffer, or suffer from too much happiness. I hope you&#8217;re getting this down. &#8211; Love and Death<br />
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		<title>Damn fb not letting me get ready&#8230;&#8230;mo&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Aug 2009 03:05:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Damn fb not letting me get ready&#8230;&#8230;move away from the computer (Your Name Here) MOVE AWAY]]></description>
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<p>Damn fb not letting me get ready&#8230;&#8230;move away from the computer (Your Name Here) MOVE AWAY<br />
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		<title>Never say goodbye. Because goodbye means&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Aug 2009 03:50:17 +0000</pubDate>
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<p>Never say goodbye. Because goodbye means going away, and going away means forgetting.<br />
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		<title>(Your Name Here) should be good [ratings&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Aug 2009 03:37:29 +0000</pubDate>
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<p>(Your Name Here) should be good<br />
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		<title>Keep a straight back, close your eyes, a&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Aug 2009 03:32:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Keep a straight back, close your eyes, and now slowly&#8230;very slowly&#8230;let go of your mobile phone]]></description>
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<p>Keep a straight back, close your eyes, and now slowly&#8230;very slowly&#8230;let go of your mobile phone<br />
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		<title>IMPORTANT: The deadline for my birthday &#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Aug 2009 03:24:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cool</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[IMPORTANT: The deadline for my birthday has been extended. If you forgot to send a card, buy me a present, or even just say Happy Birthday, now&#8217;s your chance!]]></description>
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<p>IMPORTANT: The deadline for my birthday has been extended. If you forgot to send a card, buy me a present, or even just say Happy Birthday, now&#8217;s your chance!<br />
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		<title>Never mistake motion for action. [rating&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Aug 2009 03:17:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cool</dc:creator>
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<p>Never mistake motion for action.<br />
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		<title>(Your Name Here) thinks you should alway&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Aug 2009 11:19:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cool</dc:creator>
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<p>(Your Name Here) thinks you should always think before you type&#8230; is the pen (or keyboard?) mightier than the sword??&#8230;<br />
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