Cool Statuses

What is love?

Cool — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 02:48:59 +0000

What is love?

If you worry about what might be, and wo…

Cool — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 02:46:53 +0000

If you worry about what might be, and wonder what might have been, you will ignore what is.

Bed is my favourite place to be. Why wou…

Cool — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 00:18:22 +0000

Bed is my favourite place to be. Why would you take that away from me, work? Why?

Hi ho hi ho

Cool — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 23:27:44 +0000

Hi ho hi ho

If the world was in black and white, whi…

Cool — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 23:26:56 +0000

If the world was in black and white, which one would you be?

You are officially my new favourite pers…

Cool — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 23:06:28 +0000

You are officially my new favourite person

Men have a short attention span…but th…

Cool — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 22:16:06 +0000

Men have a short attention span…but that is just the way we is…sorry gotta go, saw something shiny in the corner.

“When I was 18, I thought my father was …

Cool — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 21:49:31 +0000

“When I was 18, I thought my father was the stupidest man in the world. When I turned 21, I was amazed to see how much the man had learnt in 3 years.” -Mark Twain

I’ve never spoken of him until now. Not…

Cool — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 01:08:06 +0000

I’ve never spoken of him until now. Not to anyone. Not even your grandfather. A woman’s heart is a deep ocean of secrets. But now you know there was a man named Jack Dawson, and that he saved me in every way that a person can be saved. I don’t even have a picture of him. He exists now only in my memory. – Titanic

(Your Name Here) hopes that one day ever…

Cool — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 01:03:18 +0000

(Your Name Here) hopes that one day everything will go back to normal.

(Your Name Here) is changing his name to…

Cool — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 00:54:07 +0000

(Your Name Here) is changing his name to ‘Hugh Geego’

fuck love

Cool — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 00:43:03 +0000

fuck love

(Your Name Here) is being poked like no …

Cool — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 00:37:35 +0000

(Your Name Here) is being poked like no tomorrow

(Your Name Here) has never hated anyone …

Cool — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 00:36:52 +0000

(Your Name Here) has never hated anyone as much as she hates herself.

Wikipedia: Trust it

Cool — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 00:03:21 +0000

Wikipedia: Trust it

A man who does not make mistakes, usuall…

Cool — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 23:58:02 +0000

A man who does not make mistakes, usually does not make anything

There’s a fine line between footy short…

Cool — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 23:56:10 +0000

There’s a fine line between footy shorts and anal floss

Whoever who told you to be yourself coul…

Cool — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 23:33:47 +0000

Whoever who told you to be yourself couldn’t have given you any worse advice.

I’d really love a ? right now

Cool — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 23:24:40 +0000

I’d really love a ? right now

The great question which I have not been…

Cool — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 23:19:31 +0000

The great question which I have not been able to answer, despite my thirty years of research into the feminine soul, is What does a woman want?

“Chemistry is a class you take in high …

Cool — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 22:48:54 +0000

“Chemistry is a class you take in high school or college, where you figure out two plus two is 10, or something.” – Dennis Rodman, NBA Basketball player
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Time flies when your foaming at the mout…

Cool — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 22:28:53 +0000

Time flies when your foaming at the mouth
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(Your Name Here) is here [ratings]

Cool — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 22:27:10 +0000

(Your Name Here) is here
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(Your Name Here) wants to shove her hand…

Cool — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 22:22:58 +0000

(Your Name Here) wants to shove her hand in bucket of green glow in the dark goop
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To plan for the future, we need to bette…

Cool — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 22:20:32 +0000

To plan for the future, we need to better understand the past.
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(Your Name Here) can see right through y…

Cool — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 22:13:35 +0000

(Your Name Here) can see right through you like you’re bathing in Windex
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(Your Name Here) thinks her internet wo…

Cool — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 22:09:27 +0000

(Your Name Here) thinks her internet would run faster if she ran around in a circle and generated it herself…
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Bla bla bla. Life is bullshit. Your eith…

Cool — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 22:04:06 +0000

Bla bla bla. Life is bullshit. Your either good or bad, happy or sad, rich or poor, smart or dumb, lowlife or achiever, winner or loser, in love or lonely, hardworking or bum.. Whats the point when you only live to be judged and tested?
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Ive had enough! Anyone wanna swap lives?…

Cool — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 22:02:30 +0000

Ive had enough! Anyone wanna swap lives?
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(Your Name Here) needs to kiss a few mor…

Cool — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 22:01:33 +0000

(Your Name Here) needs to kiss a few more boys before she finds her prince
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