Cool Facebook Statuses Cool MySpace Statuses http://coolstatuses.com Cool Statuses for social networks Mon, 26 Jul 2010 23:04:18 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 Men are liars. We lie about lying if we … http://coolstatuses.com/737/men-are-liars-we-lie-about-lying-if-we http://coolstatuses.com/737/men-are-liars-we-lie-about-lying-if-we#comments Mon, 26 Jul 2010 23:04:18 +0000 Cool http://coolstatuses.com/737/men-are-liars-we-lie-about-lying-if-we

Men are liars. We lie about lying if we have to

]]> http://coolstatuses.com/737/men-are-liars-we-lie-about-lying-if-we/feed 0 Men are like dogs, train ‘em right and … http://coolstatuses.com/732/men-are-like-dogs-train-em-right-and http://coolstatuses.com/732/men-are-like-dogs-train-em-right-and#comments Fri, 04 Jun 2010 04:44:49 +0000 Cool http://coolstatuses.com/732/men-are-like-dogs-train-em-right-and

Men are like dogs, train ‘em right and they’ll do whatever you tell ‘em

]]> http://coolstatuses.com/732/men-are-like-dogs-train-em-right-and/feed 0 It’s better to have loved and lost…….. http://coolstatuses.com/731/its-better-to-have-loved-and-lost http://coolstatuses.com/731/its-better-to-have-loved-and-lost#comments Mon, 31 May 2010 04:04:28 +0000 Cool http://coolstatuses.com/731/its-better-to-have-loved-and-lost

It’s better to have loved and lost…..than to have stayed with an idiot

]]> http://coolstatuses.com/731/its-better-to-have-loved-and-lost/feed 0 Life is sleepy http://coolstatuses.com/718/life-is-sleepy http://coolstatuses.com/718/life-is-sleepy#comments Tue, 25 May 2010 15:30:44 +0000 Cool http://coolstatuses.com/718/life-is-sleepy

Life is sleepy

]]> http://coolstatuses.com/718/life-is-sleepy/feed 0 (Your name here) is not feeling blue……. http://coolstatuses.com/717/your-name-here-is-not-feeling-blue http://coolstatuses.com/717/your-name-here-is-not-feeling-blue#comments Tue, 25 May 2010 14:46:05 +0000 Cool http://coolstatuses.com/717/your-name-here-is-not-feeling-blue

(Your name here) is not feeling blue…..she’s feeling Lavender…..

]]> http://coolstatuses.com/717/your-name-here-is-not-feeling-blue/feed 0 (Your name here) can report after decade… http://coolstatuses.com/715/your-name-here-can-report-after-decade http://coolstatuses.com/715/your-name-here-can-report-after-decade#comments Tue, 25 May 2010 14:30:35 +0000 Cool http://coolstatuses.com/715/your-name-here-can-report-after-decade

(Your name here) can report after decades of lying his pants are not on fire

]]> http://coolstatuses.com/715/your-name-here-can-report-after-decade/feed 0 I don’t have an attitude problem, I jus… http://coolstatuses.com/714/i-dont-have-an-attitude-problem-i-jus http://coolstatuses.com/714/i-dont-have-an-attitude-problem-i-jus#comments Tue, 25 May 2010 14:28:21 +0000 Cool http://coolstatuses.com/714/i-dont-have-an-attitude-problem-i-jus

I don’t have an attitude problem, I just don’t give a shit!

]]> http://coolstatuses.com/714/i-dont-have-an-attitude-problem-i-jus/feed 0 If something is meant to be it will alwa… http://coolstatuses.com/713/if-something-is-meant-to-be-it-will-alwa http://coolstatuses.com/713/if-something-is-meant-to-be-it-will-alwa#comments Tue, 25 May 2010 14:26:37 +0000 Cool http://coolstatuses.com/713/if-something-is-meant-to-be-it-will-alwa

If something is meant to be it will always find its way

]]> http://coolstatuses.com/713/if-something-is-meant-to-be-it-will-alwa/feed 0 I could really use a wish right now http://coolstatuses.com/692/692i-could-really-use-a-wish-right-now http://coolstatuses.com/692/692i-could-really-use-a-wish-right-now#comments Tue, 25 May 2010 14:07:06 +0000 Cool http://coolstatuses.com/?p=692

I could really use a wish right now

]]> http://coolstatuses.com/692/692i-could-really-use-a-wish-right-now/feed 0 Who would be dumb enough to stick their … http://coolstatuses.com/693/693 http://coolstatuses.com/693/693#comments Tue, 25 May 2010 14:05:49 +0000 Cool http://coolstatuses.com/?p=693

Who would be dumb enough to stick their toe in the faucet?

]]> http://coolstatuses.com/693/693/feed 0 Yes. I’m Mr Right. Just not Mr Right Now… http://coolstatuses.com/694/694 http://coolstatuses.com/694/694#comments Tue, 25 May 2010 14:04:32 +0000 Cool http://coolstatuses.com/?p=694

Yes. I’m Mr Right. Just not Mr Right Now.

]]> http://coolstatuses.com/694/694/feed 0 ‘you’re cute when you’re mad’ ‘well, I’m… http://coolstatuses.com/695/youre-cute-when-youre-mad-well-im-about-to-get-adorable http://coolstatuses.com/695/youre-cute-when-youre-mad-well-im-about-to-get-adorable#comments Tue, 25 May 2010 14:01:28 +0000 Cool http://coolstatuses.com/?p=695

‘you’re cute when you’re mad’ ‘well, I’m about to get adorable’

]]> http://coolstatuses.com/695/youre-cute-when-youre-mad-well-im-about-to-get-adorable/feed 0 I’ve always wondered if film directors wake up screaming “CUT! CUT! CUUUUUT!” when they have nightmares http://coolstatuses.com/675/ive-always-wondered-if-film-directors-wake-up-screaming-cut-cut-cuuuuut-when-they-have-nightmares http://coolstatuses.com/675/ive-always-wondered-if-film-directors-wake-up-screaming-cut-cut-cuuuuut-when-they-have-nightmares#comments Sat, 22 May 2010 16:58:49 +0000 Cool http://coolstatuses.com/?p=675

I’ve always wondered if film directors wake up screaming “CUT! CUT! CUUUUUT!” when they have nightmares

]]> http://coolstatuses.com/675/ive-always-wondered-if-film-directors-wake-up-screaming-cut-cut-cuuuuut-when-they-have-nightmares/feed 0 You know… that guy. http://coolstatuses.com/677/you-know-that-guy http://coolstatuses.com/677/you-know-that-guy#comments Sat, 22 May 2010 15:57:16 +0000 Cool http://coolstatuses.com/?p=677

“You know… that guy… with a face and name…”
“Ohhhhh him.”

]]> http://coolstatuses.com/677/you-know-that-guy/feed 0 wants to tell that nice stranger she saw while driving http://coolstatuses.com/678/wants-to-tell-that-nice-stranger-she-saw-while-driving http://coolstatuses.com/678/wants-to-tell-that-nice-stranger-she-saw-while-driving#comments Sat, 22 May 2010 14:55:47 +0000 Cool http://coolstatuses.com/?p=678

(Your name here) wants to tell that nice stranger she saw while driving : ” Next time you wave at me , try using all your fingers

]]> http://coolstatuses.com/678/wants-to-tell-that-nice-stranger-she-saw-while-driving/feed 0 is killing 2 stones with 1 bird http://coolstatuses.com/679/is-killing-2-stones-with-1-bird http://coolstatuses.com/679/is-killing-2-stones-with-1-bird#comments Sat, 22 May 2010 13:54:51 +0000 Cool http://coolstatuses.com/?p=679

(Your Name Here) is killing 2 stones with 1 bird

]]> http://coolstatuses.com/679/is-killing-2-stones-with-1-bird/feed 0 alcohol is not the answer http://coolstatuses.com/680/alcohol-is-not-the-answer http://coolstatuses.com/680/alcohol-is-not-the-answer#comments Sat, 22 May 2010 12:52:59 +0000 Cool http://coolstatuses.com/?p=680

alcohol is not the answer………..it just makes u forget the question!!

]]> http://coolstatuses.com/680/alcohol-is-not-the-answer/feed 0 (-.-) http://coolstatuses.com/674/674 http://coolstatuses.com/674/674#comments Sat, 22 May 2010 11:51:22 +0000 Cool http://coolstatuses.com/?p=674

Your name here (-.-)……………………………..
………………………….(_’_)

]]> http://coolstatuses.com/674/674/feed 0 For all those men who say “why marry th… http://coolstatuses.com/673/for-all-those-men-who-say-why-marry-th http://coolstatuses.com/673/for-all-those-men-who-say-why-marry-th#comments Sat, 22 May 2010 09:58:12 +0000 Cool http://coolstatuses.com/673/for-all-those-men-who-say-why-marry-th

For all those men who say “why marry the cow when you can get the milk for free?” Here is an update for you! Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig for a little sausage!!!!

]]> http://coolstatuses.com/673/for-all-those-men-who-say-why-marry-th/feed 0 I like my whiskey straight, no chaser http://coolstatuses.com/672/i-like-my-whiskey-straight-no-chaser http://coolstatuses.com/672/i-like-my-whiskey-straight-no-chaser#comments Sat, 22 May 2010 09:54:04 +0000 Cool http://coolstatuses.com/672/i-like-my-whiskey-straight-no-chaser

I like my whiskey straight, no chaser

]]> http://coolstatuses.com/672/i-like-my-whiskey-straight-no-chaser/feed 0 (Your Name Here) is not responsible for … http://coolstatuses.com/671/your-name-here-is-not-responsible-for http://coolstatuses.com/671/your-name-here-is-not-responsible-for#comments Sat, 22 May 2010 03:34:16 +0000 Cool http://coolstatuses.com/671/your-name-here-is-not-responsible-for

(Your Name Here) is not responsible for her attitude tonite… please ring 1800-likeigiveashit… and leave a message for someone who cares…

]]> http://coolstatuses.com/671/your-name-here-is-not-responsible-for/feed 0 What is love? http://coolstatuses.com/669/what-is-love http://coolstatuses.com/669/what-is-love#comments Fri, 25 Sep 2009 02:48:59 +0000 Cool http://coolstatuses.com/669/what-is-love

What is love?

]]> http://coolstatuses.com/669/what-is-love/feed 0 If you worry about what might be, and wo… http://coolstatuses.com/668/if-you-worry-about-what-might-be-and-wo http://coolstatuses.com/668/if-you-worry-about-what-might-be-and-wo#comments Fri, 25 Sep 2009 02:46:53 +0000 Cool http://coolstatuses.com/668/if-you-worry-about-what-might-be-and-wo

If you worry about what might be, and wonder what might have been, you will ignore what is.

]]> http://coolstatuses.com/668/if-you-worry-about-what-might-be-and-wo/feed 0 Bed is my favourite place to be. Why wou… http://coolstatuses.com/667/bed-is-my-favourite-place-to-be-why-wou http://coolstatuses.com/667/bed-is-my-favourite-place-to-be-why-wou#comments Fri, 25 Sep 2009 00:18:22 +0000 Cool http://coolstatuses.com/667/bed-is-my-favourite-place-to-be-why-wou

Bed is my favourite place to be. Why would you take that away from me, work? Why?

]]> http://coolstatuses.com/667/bed-is-my-favourite-place-to-be-why-wou/feed 0 Hi ho hi ho http://coolstatuses.com/666/hi-ho-hi-ho http://coolstatuses.com/666/hi-ho-hi-ho#comments Thu, 24 Sep 2009 23:27:44 +0000 Cool http://coolstatuses.com/666/hi-ho-hi-ho

Hi ho hi ho

]]> http://coolstatuses.com/666/hi-ho-hi-ho/feed 0 If the world was in black and white, whi… http://coolstatuses.com/665/if-the-world-was-in-black-and-white-whi http://coolstatuses.com/665/if-the-world-was-in-black-and-white-whi#comments Thu, 24 Sep 2009 23:26:56 +0000 Cool http://coolstatuses.com/665/if-the-world-was-in-black-and-white-whi

If the world was in black and white, which one would you be?

]]> http://coolstatuses.com/665/if-the-world-was-in-black-and-white-whi/feed 0 You are officially my new favourite pers… http://coolstatuses.com/662/you-are-officially-my-new-favourite-pers http://coolstatuses.com/662/you-are-officially-my-new-favourite-pers#comments Thu, 24 Sep 2009 23:06:28 +0000 Cool http://coolstatuses.com/662/you-are-officially-my-new-favourite-pers

You are officially my new favourite person

]]> http://coolstatuses.com/662/you-are-officially-my-new-favourite-pers/feed 0 Men have a short attention span…but th… http://coolstatuses.com/661/men-have-a-short-attention-span-but-th http://coolstatuses.com/661/men-have-a-short-attention-span-but-th#comments Thu, 24 Sep 2009 22:16:06 +0000 Cool http://coolstatuses.com/661/men-have-a-short-attention-span-but-th

Men have a short attention span…but that is just the way we is…sorry gotta go, saw something shiny in the corner.

]]> http://coolstatuses.com/661/men-have-a-short-attention-span-but-th/feed 0 “When I was 18, I thought my father was … http://coolstatuses.com/660/%e2%80%9cwhen-i-was-18-i-thought-my-father-was http://coolstatuses.com/660/%e2%80%9cwhen-i-was-18-i-thought-my-father-was#comments Thu, 24 Sep 2009 21:49:31 +0000 Cool http://coolstatuses.com/660/%e2%80%9cwhen-i-was-18-i-thought-my-father-was

“When I was 18, I thought my father was the stupidest man in the world. When I turned 21, I was amazed to see how much the man had learnt in 3 years.” -Mark Twain

]]> http://coolstatuses.com/660/%e2%80%9cwhen-i-was-18-i-thought-my-father-was/feed 0 I’ve never spoken of him until now. Not… http://coolstatuses.com/659/ive-never-spoken-of-him-until-now-not http://coolstatuses.com/659/ive-never-spoken-of-him-until-now-not#comments Thu, 24 Sep 2009 01:08:06 +0000 Cool http://coolstatuses.com/659/ive-never-spoken-of-him-until-now-not

I’ve never spoken of him until now. Not to anyone. Not even your grandfather. A woman’s heart is a deep ocean of secrets. But now you know there was a man named Jack Dawson, and that he saved me in every way that a person can be saved. I don’t even have a picture of him. He exists now only in my memory. – Titanic

]]> http://coolstatuses.com/659/ive-never-spoken-of-him-until-now-not/feed 0