Men are liars. We lie about lying if we have to
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Men are like dogs, train ‘em right and they’ll do whatever you tell ‘em
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It’s better to have loved and lost…..than to have stayed with an idiot
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Life is sleepy
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(Your name here) is not feeling blue…..she’s feeling Lavender…..
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(Your name here) can report after decades of lying his pants are not on fire
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I don’t have an attitude problem, I just don’t give a shit!
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If something is meant to be it will always find its way
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I could really use a wish right now
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Who would be dumb enough to stick their toe in the faucet?
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Yes. I’m Mr Right. Just not Mr Right Now.
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‘you’re cute when you’re mad’ ‘well, I’m about to get adorable’
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I’ve always wondered if film directors wake up screaming “CUT! CUT! CUUUUUT!” when they have nightmares
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“You know… that guy… with a face and name…”
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(Your name here) wants to tell that nice stranger she saw while driving : ” Next time you wave at me , try using all your fingers
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(Your Name Here) is killing 2 stones with 1 bird
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alcohol is not the answer………..it just makes u forget the question!!
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For all those men who say “why marry the cow when you can get the milk for free?” Here is an update for you! Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig for a little sausage!!!!
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I like my whiskey straight, no chaser
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(Your Name Here) is not responsible for her attitude tonite… please ring 1800-likeigiveashit… and leave a message for someone who cares…
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What is love?
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If you worry about what might be, and wonder what might have been, you will ignore what is.
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Bed is my favourite place to be. Why would you take that away from me, work? Why?
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Hi ho hi ho
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If the world was in black and white, which one would you be?
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You are officially my new favourite person
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Men have a short attention span…but that is just the way we is…sorry gotta go, saw something shiny in the corner.
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“When I was 18, I thought my father was the stupidest man in the world. When I turned 21, I was amazed to see how much the man had learnt in 3 years.” -Mark Twain
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I’ve never spoken of him until now. Not to anyone. Not even your grandfather. A woman’s heart is a deep ocean of secrets. But now you know there was a man named Jack Dawson, and that he saved me in every way that a person can be saved. I don’t even have a picture of him. He exists now only in my memory. – Titanic
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(Your Name Here) hopes that one day everything will go back to normal.
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(Your Name Here) is changing his name to ‘Hugh Geego’
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fuck love
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(Your Name Here) is being poked like no tomorrow
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(Your Name Here) has never hated anyone as much as she hates herself.
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Wikipedia: Trust it
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A man who does not make mistakes, usually does not make anything
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There’s a fine line between footy shorts and anal floss
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Whoever who told you to be yourself couldn’t have given you any worse advice.
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I’d really love a ? right now
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The great question which I have not been able to answer, despite my thirty years of research into the feminine soul, is What does a woman want?
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“Chemistry is a class you take in high school or college, where you figure out two plus two is 10, or something.” – Dennis Rodman, NBA Basketball player
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Time flies when your foaming at the mouth
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(Your Name Here) is here
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(Your Name Here) wants to shove her hand in bucket of green glow in the dark goop
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To plan for the future, we need to better understand the past.
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(Your Name Here) can see right through you like you’re bathing in Windex
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(Your Name Here) thinks her internet would run faster if she ran around in a circle and generated it herself…
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Bla bla bla. Life is bullshit. Your either good or bad, happy or sad, rich or poor, smart or dumb, lowlife or achiever, winner or loser, in love or lonely, hardworking or bum.. Whats the point when you only live to be judged and tested?
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Ive had enough! Anyone wanna swap lives?
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