A woman is only as old as she looks befo…
A woman is only as old as she looks before breakfast..
(No Ratings Yet)
Loading ...
-
Cool
Connect
Tags
advice animals ascii art birthday boss cute D & M dare drunk embarrassed emoticons fat feelings fml food friendship funny hate htfu I am inspiration insults I want kids life likes love lyrics marriage mean men name one word questions quotes random relationship sexy sorry sport take that to do women work wtf-
Most Voted Posts
Add Your Own Status Message
Random Cool Statuses
- Yesterday I saw someone I thought I knew…
- (Your Name Here) wonders what a civiliza…
- Not having a great start to the day. Nee…
- (Your Name Here) has learnt her lesson n…
- Prostitution Is The World’s Oldest Prof…
- Going to bed with my wife. And by “go t…
- (Your Name Here) doesn’t understand why…
- Tonight is going to suck, I spent all ni…
- (Your Name Here) has got a dirty mind a …
- You think you got what i see? I love tha…
-
Coolest Statuses Voted By YOU
- Bla bla bla. Life is bullshit. Your... (+15 rating, 17 votes)
- “I’ve never really want... (+10 rating, 10 votes)
- If you love somebody, set them free... (+9 rating, 11 votes)
- Learn as if you’re gonna live... (+9 rating, 11 votes)
- (Your Name Here) wants to tell the ... (+9 rating, 9 votes)
- To plan for the future, we need to ... (+7 rating, 11 votes)
- Love is patient, love is kind, love... (+6 rating, 6 votes)
- ”The greatest thing about Facebook,... (+6 rating, 6 votes)
- “Magic is believing in yourse... (+6 rating, 6 votes)
- Dear Monday, I still f*%$#@ng HATE ... (+5 rating, 7 votes)