What is love?
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13If you worry about what might be, and wonder what might have been, you will ignore what is.

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9Bed is my favourite place to be. Why would you take that away from me, work? Why?

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-6Hi ho hi ho

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4If the world was in black and white, which one would you be?

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3You are officially my new favourite person

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2Men have a short attention span…but that is just the way we is…sorry gotta go, saw something shiny in the corner.

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-1“When I was 18, I thought my father was the stupidest man in the world. When I turned 21, I was amazed to see how much the man had learnt in 3 years.” -Mark Twain

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5I’ve never spoken of him until now. Not to anyone. Not even your grandfather. A woman’s heart is a deep ocean of secrets. But now you know there was a man named Jack Dawson, and that he saved me in every way that a person can be saved. I don’t even have a picture of him. He exists now only in my memory. – Titanic

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0(Your Name Here) hopes that one day everything will go back to normal.

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3(Your Name Here) is changing his name to ‘Hugh Geego’

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3fuck love

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0(Your Name Here) is being poked like no tomorrow

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-1(Your Name Here) has never hated anyone as much as she hates herself.

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5Wikipedia: Trust it

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4A man who does not make mistakes, usually does not make anything

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-1There’s a fine line between footy shorts and anal floss

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3Whoever who told you to be yourself couldn’t have given you any worse advice.

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-1I’d really love a ? right now

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-3The great question which I have not been able to answer, despite my thirty years of research into the feminine soul, is What does a woman want?

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-1“Chemistry is a class you take in high school or college, where you figure out two plus two is 10, or something.” – Dennis Rodman, NBA Basketball player

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1Time flies when your foaming at the mouth

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-3(Your Name Here) is here

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-3(Your Name Here) wants to shove her hand in bucket of green glow in the dark goop

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4To plan for the future, we need to better understand the past.

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2(Your Name Here) can see right through you like you’re bathing in Windex

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2(Your Name Here) thinks her internet would run faster if she ran around in a circle and generated it herself…

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6Bla bla bla. Life is bullshit. Your either good or bad, happy or sad, rich or poor, smart or dumb, lowlife or achiever, winner or loser, in love or lonely, hardworking or bum.. Whats the point when you only live to be judged and tested?

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2Ive had enough! Anyone wanna swap lives?

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-1(Your Name Here) needs to kiss a few more boys before she finds her prince

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0I will never be a liar but you will always be 2 faced!

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3Learn as if you’re gonna live forever, live as if you’re gonna die tomorrow.

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-1(Your Name Here) is seriously considering killing that squirrel kid right now..

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1(Your Name Here) should have known that things would never be different!

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2If you love somebody, set them free. If they return, they were always yours. If they don’t, they never were.

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0(Your Name Here) thinks it’d take her half the time to get ready if there weren’t so many mirrors to stand and admire herself in

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2(Your Name Here) just had the biggest blonde moment

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1I’m a turtle and I cant feel my legs

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4The truth may hurt for a little but a lie hurts forever

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-1(Your Name Here) is thinking procrastination is my friend… so much to do, so few people to do it for me..

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-2Ohh dear!!!!

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-4No one loves me everybody hates me i think ill go eat worms

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3(Your Name Here) wants to tell the nice stranger she saw while driving, “Next time you wave at me, try using all of your fingers.”

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1“I’ve never really wanted to go to Japan, simply because I don’t really like eating fish, and I know that’s very popular out there in Africa” -Britney Spears

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2Damn who’s a sexy bitch!

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4“Magic is believing in yourself, if you can do that, you can make anything happen.” ~ Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

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0(Your Name Here) doesn’t think that people take him seriously…

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-1boopboopbedoop!

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1Without you I’ll be miserable at best.

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2(Your Name Here) likes the QWERTY keyboard because U & I are together




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